jess

cat owner & pop culture enjoyer 👽🛸

[jess @jessicugh]

"is it terrifying?"
"no. i don't think so. it's the way it is, you know? everything must come to an end, the drip finally stops."
"see you on the other side."
"oh, bojack, no, there is no other side. this is it."

[jess @jessicugh]

heading to work knowing we’re getting a 30 hour truck tonight and that’s the biggest one we’ve gotten since i took over this position

[RealityBBQ #BB28 @rbbq]

Mallory: I'd do anything (to win the HoH). I'd get pregnant. I don't care. #BB28

[jess @jessicugh]

23……………….

[ؘ @newportarchives]

23 years ago today, the o.c. premiered.

[Brian Gaar @briangaar]

I'm disappointed in Twitter because 15 years ago, RIP Big Pussy would be trending rn

[jess @jessicugh]

pls let me know

[jess @jessicugh]

me getting out at 11:30pm every day: 🤕

[julia, u know ill nvr make a fool of ya @Nellythamenace]

You HAVE to enjoy life after you get off work or you gone feel like you slaving away. Like PLEASE go have drinks on a random Wednesday. YES do that beach picnic too. That’s right, go practice pottery on a Tuesday evening. That go to work, go home, go to work, go home shit is 0/10

[jess @jessicugh]

this shit is truly worse than christmas shopping crowds

[jess @jessicugh]

school started today so back to school shopping season is officially over

[jess @jessicugh]

idk where i’m going to display it bc i’ve got cats that love to knock shit down but 💜💜💜

[danny 🦭 melody summer @pokaemonn]

Melody starts fake arguing with nobody and then starts crying. #bb28

[jess @jessicugh]

new bruise just appeared on my thigh 🫤

[jess @jessicugh]

me last week when a massive bruise appeared on my ass

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

massive bruise just appeared

[jess @jessicugh]

it’s 2026. if you’re serious about this no free labor shit, you gotta fully commit and stop shopping yourselves bc “personal shopper” is a job at every major retailer

[Sunshine ☀️ @JustShaina_]

Stop using self checkouts. You don’t work at that store. If they don’t have any cashiers open, walk right over to the customer service/returns desk. YOU DONT WORK AT THAT STORE!!!

[jess @jessicugh]

@AkilahObviously @Perrid13 it’s 2026. they’ve got curbside pickup up now. you don’t even need to go inside. in fact, shopping for your own stuff is technically free labor now.

[jess @jessicugh]

@ediefalcos i hate these kind of people 😭 if they really feel like ringing up their own shit is free labor, i need them to fully commit and stop shopping for themselves bc basically every major retailer has curbside pickup so i never have to interact with them

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

What I Eat In A Day As A Problematic Woman With 1-2 Redeeming Qualities

[jess @jessicugh]

hope my chris brown loving coworker sees this repost though

[jess @jessicugh]

tiktok has started showing me coworkers in the “people you may know” section

[jess @jessicugh]

should’ve connected this bitch to my email address instead 🫤

[jess @jessicugh]

tiktok has started showing me coworkers in the “people you may know” section

[jess @jessicugh]

cracking open a buzzball and ordering a calzone on uber eats