Jessie Mason

physical therapy technician / good beer, good coffee, good dogs / go hoos

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@DC101 bar tabs work the same way depending on the system. Usually only charges a penny and pushes the right amount at close of business

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Being in bed rest is great if you want to do nothing and hate everything for a week

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Go hoos

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Is it still cool to tweet

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I just solved pack Snail in WordBrain - as number 4104932 ever! #WordBrain #words

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I just solved pack Spider in WordBrain - as number 6324464 ever! #WordBrain #words

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I want coffee ice cream and I don't want to run but you can't have one without the other or something

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Just used guacamole as pasta sauce so today is going swell

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6am pure 90 kicked my butt this morning, but I haven't died yet so all is well @pureomfairfax

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Why is everyone buying water at Costco... Don't they know it's free from the tap?

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@hveyoumetrachel CHECK THE FORECAST

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So far the God of the Old Testament is kind of a dick

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Wow Lot your daughters are a little messed up

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Reading the bible cover to cover for the first time. Wish me luck.

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Just saw someone wearing a high school class of 2020 shirt... Oh god why

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@hveyoumetrachel makes poop feel cultured

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When it's cold at work and hot outside and my body is confused like do I need a jacket or a tank top or neither yes naked is the answer

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Being a real human tonight so excited for adventure club 😍

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Ok maybe nick was right and I've slacked on my Twitter game lately

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At this point I don't even know what I watch on Netflix half the time. I just keep pressing play and hope it's not awful.