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my mind’s in too many pots. 📍Miami ❤️🧠 NJ

[National Head Start Association @NatlHeadStart]

. @DrNealDunnFL2 #HeadStart benefits over 2400 children and their families, and many local economies, in your Congressional District. Will you join Rep. Stauber’s Dear Colleague letter voicing support for this life-altering program in FY26? #StandForHeadStart

[{CJN} Ethan @eb1302_]

Luke Weaver edits are popping up on my fyp and I HAVE to share them with yall 😭

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Dear @MLB
Apparently only Michael Kay wants to hear Bob Costas and Ron Darling call a Yankee game 🫠🥴

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@FAFSA This would be nice and all if MOHELA ever answered their phone and simplified the process.

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When Karol G sings Oki Doki and says “Atrás deje el bebo que tenía” I hear “atrape el pedo que tenia”
#bichotaszn

[Sticker Mule @stickermule]

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Ricky Berwick (@rickyberwick)
CEO, Sticker Mule

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Can we collectively agree that fireworks are stupid and a waste of money (literally burning your money). Plus my dog gets anxious.

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Connections
Puzzle #369
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Derek Jeter and Yankee in today’s game had me anxiously wanting to figure it out

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Me: I hate it when people text me “hey call me”
Also me: I hate it when people call me.

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Waking up to the news of Angel Hernandez retiring is such a “today (the rest of the season) is gonna be great” feeling!

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When you travel from Miami with your @IMUSAUSA electric cafetera and Pilón Gourmet for that good good Cuban cafecito ☕️

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Do you know what this fruit is called?
https://t.co/tTYhkcxiSb

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And of course she did not care. Not one bit. Not your happily ever after in which this girl starts listening to Ether. I failed.

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Taylor Swift apparently has a song in her album where she has subliminal hate messages towards Kim K so wanting to know the tea but not invested enough to listen to the album I asked my teenage cousin for the spark notes and the first line of her response included…

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“one day, your kid comes home singin' A song that only us two is gonna know is about you”
👏🏽 👏🏽 🤨
So I educate her on the basics of clap backs/ diss records and how there’s NO WAY to clap back discreetly. You gotta be all in- call em out by name or don’t release a record.

[Bryan Hoch ⚾️ @BryanHoch]

Obviously now the Yankees need to play a John Sterling “theeeeeee Yankees win!” clip after every home win, right before Sinatra. Get on it, @yankees

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@Just_DeWitt13 @newtropicmiami I miss my morning dose of @newtropicmiami 😫 what happened?

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What the heck happened with my @newtropicmiami newsletter?

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11-22-99
Iykyk
(Not a date btw)
#repBX