Jessie Van Arman

stranger whisperer. yoga lover. art admirer. party starter. la-phile. brooklynite. wesleyan alum. marketer. mom.

[Jessie Van Arman @jessiebr]

"No, Thursday's out. How about never--is never good for you?" @BobMankoff @NewYorker #cartoon #humor

[Jessie Van Arman @jessiebr]

.@CanadaDry "I like your [zero sugar] lemonade ginger ale but it doesn't taste that different from the normal ginger ale. Maybe you should try to add more lemon to it. To make it more sour. PS. I do like your ginger ale!" - Avery, 7 years old, who believes that feedback's a gift

[The Late Show @colbertlateshow]

Kevin McCarthy will have to think twice next time before buying 99 balloons. 🎈

#Colbert

[Jessie Van Arman @jessiebr]

Hi, @halloweenmovie @peacockTV. Your programmatic audio ad buy has your ads running on children's stories podcasts and my 5 year old, whilst I'm sure he thinks he'd like to see your film, is terrified.

[WIRED @WIRED]

What virtual racing lacks in other humans, it makes up for in flexibility. https://t.co/SUQnJJYdC0

[Jessie Van Arman @jessiebr]

@AskTarget Thanks for the reply! This policy was not being adhered to at the Target I was at this morning.

[Jessie Van Arman @jessiebr]

At @Target Brooklyn where people are blatantly not wearing masks and security says they can't do anything if guests don't comply but meanwhile they have not asked anyone to put on a mask. @AskTarget @TargetNews @nycgov #coronavirus

[Meta for Business @MetaforBusiness]

We spoke with the co-founder of @verzuzonline to get the inside story on how #verzuz battles came to be in our latest episode of the #BoostMyBusiness podcast: https://t.co/9pql6VvWdF

[Jessie Van Arman @jessiebr]

Boost With Facebook is offering free & fresh content all throughout August in honor of National Black Business Month. Will feature training, small business panels and expert insights. #nationalblackbusinessmonth #smallbusiness #boostwithfacebook https://t.co/uj1qbOTo6m

[Jessie Van Arman @jessiebr]

@realDonaldTrump Somebody please tell @realDonaldTrump with the inflated ego that @Twitter is public and Colin Powell can read it himself so no need for the passive agressive rhetoric.

[Jessie Van Arman @jessiebr]

@ColleenMcM Why are our parents so incorrigible throughout this ordeal? And did we ever in our lives think we'd be describing our parents as incorrigible?

[Jessie Van Arman @jessiebr]

@realDonaldTrump @seanhannity What grown adult in leadership talks like this to other people? This is disgusting/immature/childish/the street sign of weakness beyond measure.

[Jessie Van Arman @jessiebr]

@iSocialTish @Target @Shipt Thank you so much, Tish!

[Jessie Van Arman @jessiebr]

Hi @Target & @Shipt - I ordered groceries for my mom last night & was excited to do so for my dad today but all delivery slots taken. Any plans to prioritizing slots for homebound elders?

[Jessie Van Arman @jessiebr]

.@disneyplus is doing more for the United States in response to #Covid 19 than the President. #Frozen #Elsa2020 https://t.co/0AAuIMEgpZ

[Jessie Van Arman @jessiebr]

This @nytimes article outlining the tale of 2 Wuhan medical pros who suffered from COVID, making the reader guess who survived & who died until the article's end, read like a whodunit, not a sensitive portrayal's of a young mother/doctor's ultimate death. https://t.co/levXPvd9Ok

[Darius Van Arman @dariusjagjag]

“Keep it restaurant” #icommai @boniver @jagjaguwar

[Jessie Van Arman @jessiebr]

A haunting look back at the Camp Fire of Paradise. A terrible reason for beautiful, must-read journalism. >> ‘We Have Fire Everywhere’: Escaping California’s Deadliest Blaze https://t.co/V9ZgnMQplN

[Jessie Van Arman @jessiebr]

"The general sense is that everyone should adopt the polite fiction that after the first several months of leave, the child disappears into a void from which he or she emerges for viewing and discussing only during nonworking hours.” https://t.co/yhbRmrN23S