Jessie

from the river to the sea 🍉

[kate wehwalt @mcmansionhell]

here’s the thing if he was fucking little kids he would be out of here but the fact that he’s fucking adolescent girls matters because vast swaths of men want to fuck them, think it’s ok to fuck them, and wishes it were legal to do so

[Jessie @jessiechaps]

I’m suddenly a lifelong Red Sox fan

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Before tonight's game we held a moment of silence in memoriam of Charlie Kirk.

Kirk founded the youth activist group “Turning Point USA” and had become a fixture on college campuses. Charlie Kirk, a husband and father of two children, was 31 years old.

[Jessie @jessiechaps]

I’m 3 glasses of wine deep and don’t have anyone to drunk text so I’m channeling that chaotic energy into harassing bigots. Should I post this on the Facebook status of multiple people I went to school with y/n

[Jessie @jessiechaps]

witch PR this Halloween season going crazy

[Jezebel @Jezebel]

We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk https://t.co/1zjr6QycWd

[Jessie @jessiechaps]

She figured out who to speak to to change the prophecy 🥹😭🥲🥰 #tayvis

[caleb gamman @calebgamman]

my therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick “kill anyone who disagrees with you”

[Jessie @jessiechaps]

We need a new phrase, “we’re so cooked” isn’t nearly strong enough

[Kelsey Piper @KelseyTuoc]

Never thought I'd become a 'take your relationship problems to ChatGPT' person but when the 8yo and I have an argument it actually works really well to mutually agree on an account of events for Claude and then ask for its opinion

[Jessie @jessiechaps]

@RoquelCrutcher Okay wait but is this season worth tuning in for 👀

[Jessie @jessiechaps]

A woman’s Notes app can be such a beautiful place

[Jessie @jessiechaps]

“I’m never gonna have an Easter egg about my personal life” oh she ended Gaylors

[Jessie @jessiechaps]

She once referred to Calvin Harris as her boyfriend to someone who got to meet her on the rep tour and the internet almost melted down. This is unprecedented lol she’s marrying this man

[Jenna @jennaxkc]

I need to know, from the long time swifties 1) what else in swiftie world had you this excited before?! 2) has she ever done a sit down “interview” with a significant other before?

[New Heights @newheightshow]

Taylor's about to do a f*cking podcast!

NEW EPISODE WEDS 7PM ET

[Jessie @jessiechaps]

Going from group chat to group chat to spread the word about Taylor’s website countdown

[Jessie @jessiechaps]

Mid 30s queerness is wild. Just call me a boomer 😭

[Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah]

there has never been a more useless political organization in the history of collective society

[Jessie @jessiechaps]

The way I teared up at the scene where Robby apologizes to McKay for being wrong about mandated reporting… would have to bring that one up in supervision. If I had a supervisor 🤪🤪 #hospitalsocialwork

[Jessie @jessiechaps]

This would actually explain so much

[KIGOR @Bbbambino3D]

Would be very funny if there’s a fuck ton of livable planets and aliens but we are in a cosmic shithole

[Jessie @jessiechaps]

Been letting myself daydream about this. A little hope, as a treat

[morg 📚 @wet_paint_books]

our first culturally lesbian mayor