jess

... and never land. colostate ‘22

[jess @jessiegrubb_]

“All I did was eat four cups of chilli, slam whiskey, go to a bar I don’t even remember going to, piss my pants, throw away my undies, leave at 10 and try to fuck my uber driver” - Becca, Halloween 2025

[☔ @Whotfismick]

my brain at 3am:

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Me smiling at you because I didn't hear anything you just said

[Ethan Shanfeld @ethanshanfeld]

trader joe's orange chicken in the air fryer, trader joe's fried rice on the pan

[The Drunk Jake @TheDrunkJake]

no YOU live in a state of DENIAL

I live in MARGARITAVILLE

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

In the bathroom after 3 sips of a martini

[syd divine @SydDivineTarot]

gemini, libra and aquarius placements lol

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Me staring at someone after they’ve repeated the same thing for the 5th time and I still can’t hear them

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

gm

[nevaeh @nevaehmedinaa]

if ur a man & ur height starts with a 5 do not raise ur voice at me girly

[samantha @milkygoddess]

your honor i was simply committing to the bit

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

hey sorry i actually called shotgun infinity when i was 9 so you have to sit in the back