Jess

Mom of 2 boys. Accounting. War Eagle! Beer lover. Creative mind... sarcastic asshole.

[Jess @jessielizzy321]

@Delta way to confirm that my military dependent son gets free baggage only to turn around and tell me he doesn’t. To then turn around and tell me he does and then doesn’t again… by the same person. I want to support you, but this is far from the first issue.

[Jess @jessielizzy321]

Reminder, never, ever ever ever, use @TMobile

[Jess @jessielizzy321]

A few hours with @TMobile and I already want to cancel. Worst experience with cell phone customer service yet.

[Jess @jessielizzy321]

Thanks Wage War for spending 2,533 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Stitch. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/Xxo9GEfatz

[Jess @jessielizzy321]

I would’ve been thrilled to see a queer teacher in heels at Auburn, but not one that says dumb things about our battle cry.

[Jess @jessielizzy321]

#quarantinedWithKids and 2am at a bar #findthedifference #lastcall #Quarantine #COVID

[Julie 🦄🎩 @gottabejulie]

To everybody commenting on #CharlesBarkley's desk decorations last night... if you don't live with an Auburn fan, lemme tell you: they're all like this. All. Of. Them. @AUFAMILY #IMarriedIntoThis #WarEagle #MarchMadness

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

So honored by all the @peopleschoice noms. Hope you vote for Deadpool 2 and feel free to write us in for best Family Film. Because watch your fucking back, Paddington.

[Jess @jessielizzy321]

#WarEagle #gameday

[Jess @jessielizzy321]

🙌🏼🙌🏼 https://t.co/pzrTSXVCmP

[Jess @jessielizzy321]

How early is too early to teach #BusinessLaw ? Offered 6yo yogurt raisins which he rejected. He then cried when he decided he wanted them and I said the offer was closed. #parenting

[Jess @jessielizzy321]

Same. https://t.co/1cIkuzbJgM

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

@ShannonBream I’m more of a “Reserve Avenger”. But happy to help. DM me.

[Jess @jessielizzy321]

#DiggingBusiness at Auburn! They're breaking ground for the new graduate student building today.

[War Blogle @WarBlogle]

Which Auburn throwback looks the best on a current football uniform? http://t.co/XWHgagIu2o #wareagle

[Bracket Battles @BracketBattles1]

Greatest NCAA Football Program
• SWEET 16 •

RT ~ Auburn Tigers
Fav ~ Alabama Crimson Tide

[Jess @jessielizzy321]

#Disney 😍 https://t.co/V2OoaHhz4C

[History Photographed @HistoryInPics]

Prom Night At Disneyland, 1961. Photography by Ralph Crane.

[Jess @jessielizzy321]

🙌🏼 #SAHM https://t.co/IlhpWeYzc2