jessiel

my corporate job gave me a thinkpad, that’s all you have to know about me

[jessiel @jessielroblero]

uber just told me she makes $50 an hour in college town at fsu. finna go kill myself

[jessiel @jessielroblero]

crazy to think that this kid is my age and i just struggled to pay a $350 traffic ticket

[Exec Sum @exec_sum]

NEWS: Leopold Aschenbrenner’s Situational Awareness hedge fund reportedly has paid Goldman Sachs over $200M in fees this year.

[jessiel @jessielroblero]

save me xi jinping, please save me

[jessiel @jessielroblero]

george santos lowkey has aura

[jessiel @jessielroblero]

mark give me the zuccccc $META

[jessiel @jessielroblero]

nothing worse than waking up in someone else’s crib on a sunday morning after a night out #lordsday

[jessiel @jessielroblero]

coworker is betting on whether or not it’ll rain in miami this week #shrink

[jessiel @jessielroblero]

sell everything

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Looksmaxxer Clavicular takes the stage at the All-In Summit, addressing an audience of tech founders, business leaders, and investors.

[jan⭑.ᐟ @chrryval3ntine]

i do this twitter shit for 0 likes

[jessiel @jessielroblero]

just ran out of claude credits and i need to finish this pitch deck by 5. is it safe to enter client confidential info into deep seek?

[MapleStax Trades @MapleStax]

“Men used to go to war”

9:30 market open is war bro

[jessiel @jessielroblero]

people don’t even have conversations anymore, they just send reels back and forth then ask if you want to crack

[jessiel @jessielroblero]

@IRelyOn this is the picture in question btw. #dox

[jessiel @jessielroblero]

NVIDIA TO THE MOONNNNN

[jessiel @jessielroblero]

i went camping in west virginia once and had to walk 3 miles back to the cabin, all because walmart wouldn't take “tap to pay.” i slept with an empty stomach that night

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Walmart to add “Tap to Pay” to all U.S. stores by end of year, ending its longtime resistance to contactless payments.

[jessiel @jessielroblero]

every now and then i think back to my high school sex ed class when the teacher asked, “what are the dangers of unprotected sex?” and someone answered “falling in love”

[jessiel @jessielroblero]

whale > crown

[jessiel @jessielroblero]

at what age do we give up on life?

[jessiel @jessielroblero]

now that it’s been a while, i would like to admit that i stole a ps5 from a house party two years ago

[jessiel @jessielroblero]

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