Sangria mami

[Sangria mami @jessierabbit347]

Why are people so funny 😂😂😂

[Emmanuel Odogwu @the_agentmanuel]

Me when I get to Dangotes refinery and my staff are relaxing too much:

[Emmanuel Odogwu @the_agentmanuel]

Me calling Dangote when I'm bored because we need to talk about our refinery:

[RB @rahmbarr]

One thing with me I’m going to make a list in my notes app

[Katli @KatliL_]

I really hate that I’ve never been presented an opportunity to sleep my way to the top. I’d probably take it. Working hard is overrated

[Sangria mami @jessierabbit347]

And is

[` @shivtoms]

and if i said that holler is the best spice girls song

[Sangria mami @jessierabbit347]

The tears that just flooded my eyes! Never skipping any Celine video!! This woman could barely speak months ago

[Céline Dion Data @CelineDionData]

Chills to hear her sing ‘Its All Coming Back To Me Now’ again 100% live after years with what she is going through and sounding so incredible 🥹 I’m proud Celine Dion! ❤️‍🩹 #CelineDionParis

[Sangria mami @jessierabbit347]

😭😭😭

[Chidi @chidioraj]

"Abortion is murder"

Name one person who was aborted

[Elio 🖤 @SageNroses_]

The real reason I want to be child-free is because I’m selfish.
Now what ?

[lana del day @chasingthestars]

Before we get married I gotta go fuck this guy

[𝓘𝓒𝓔 ❄︎ @be_like_ice]

I think humans were supposed to collect berries, gossip by rivers and fall hopelessly in love. wtf is a
9 to 5

[Sangria mami @jessierabbit347]

*Fortunately ☺️

[$ @jxtsummer]

money does buy my happiness unfortunately

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

They both married their favorite eater, all of this makes so much sense now lol

[Sangria mami @jessierabbit347]

OHHHH 👀well well well

[🤓 Lil Miss Genius @mgenius_312]

Okay Keith Lee!!

[Sangria mami @jessierabbit347]

Real 😭

[Nkeonyere @AdaAkokwa1]

Male privilege is having a baby and somehow getting to learn how to be a dad from the WOMAN who just became a mom at the exact same time.

[Sangria mami @jessierabbit347]

That is SO beautiful. Like to think of that? Wow.

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

Honestly — this could only have been thought of by a woman. ❤️

[Vionna @Kurlycheeks]

Paper Towel seeing me entering the kitchen to cook…

[Zozo @musondazozo]

Seeing your friends take part in A.I picture trends is not a nice experience.

[Sangria mami @jessierabbit347]

I really don’t understand why people don’t get prenups. Like what is the downside to getting a freaking prenup??

[GPSTAR 🔥 @GP_oluwapelumi2]

Mary J. Blige says in a recent interview that she was ordered to pay her cheating ex-husband $30,000 a month in spousal support, after he had allegedly drained her bank accounts during their marriage. 💔

🗣️Mary J. Blige: “My divorce from Kendu Isaacs came with a tremendous financial burden. He initially sought more than $129,000 a month, arguing that he needed that amount to maintain the lifestyle we had during our marriage.

The court ultimately awarded him $30,000 per month, along with more than $200,000 in legal fees and other costs.

For me, the financial strain was overwhelming. I had to keep working, recording music, and touring while dealing with the enormous expenses that came with the divorce.

Imagine working nonstop for years to build your career and your fortune, only to find yourself having to keep touring just to meet a $30,000 monthly obligation to your ex.

[Janée Aiko @JaneeBri_]

I have AI fatigue and the 80’s pics on Instagram is my last straw

[Sangria mami @jessierabbit347]

@sparxx111588 Worst restaurant experience I’ve ever had in Houston