Jessie

Everything will be alright if you hold on; it's a struggle every day gotta roll on.

[Jessie @jessiesmaIIs]

@TinekeYounger01 These replies are why I miss TikTok…sorry you’re dealing with stupid ass twitter folk Tini.

[Jessie @jessiesmaIIs]

Me last night 🫠

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I will never bet big on the Steelers again. 3 turnovers and a blocked fg and they still lose. You have to suck so bad to win turnover battle 3-0 and block a fg and still lose. Im so dumb. They suck and I'm dumb

[Jessie @jessiesmaIIs]

Petition for Tua to retire 😖 I’m tired of seeing that cringe stuff

[Jessie @jessiesmaIIs]

THE QUEEN DEMANDS IT

[🗡️ @VISVNYA]

she said she wanted a negroni sbagliato with prosecco in it

[Jessie @jessiesmaIIs]

Started with the OD of the quarterback’s girlfriend which was so sad, then the teacher making porn on her school laptop, then the teacher arrested for inappropriate relationships with students…damn I lived an actual TV show

[☔ @Whotfismick]

What was “the incident” at your high school?

[Jessie @jessiesmaIIs]

“Mommy, what’s tuberculosis?”
I’m not ready for these questions 😂

[Jessie @jessiesmaIIs]

This one hurts 🥺

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

matthew perry has sadly passed away at the age of 54.. rest in peace.

[Jessie @jessiesmaIIs]

TJ Watt single-handedly keeping fans invested in this shit show 😂

[Jessie @jessiesmaIIs]

Picks are in, the pot is fat, and my terrible towel is twirling #footballsunday #HereWeGo 🖤✨

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

Seems like a good day to win a signed GP jersey 👀

🔁 if ya want it

[Jessie @jessiesmaIIs]

Justice for the girlies that enjoy football for its entertainment value and get bullied by these pea headed men because they memorize the dumbest statistics that don’t matter at all in real life 😒 it’s a bunch of dudes tackling each other over a round piece of bacon, RELAX, JAKE

[Jessie @jessiesmaIIs]

I saw someone say millennials would be amazing grandparents but our kids aren’t gonna want kids because we’ve raise them with some sense 😂 I think that is so painfully true 😭

[Jessie @jessiesmaIIs]

Man I miss living off my parents 😂 being an adult is for the birds

[Jessie @jessiesmaIIs]

Shit my therapist says: “I see you’re still really good at pretending you’re done with therapy.”

Girl I am not paying you to roast me 😂😅

[Jessie @jessiesmaIIs]

One thing about me is ima find out. Could be the most random question, could be the most personal question, could be that the FBI themselves don’t know…ima find out.

[Jessie @jessiesmaIIs]

I think I messed up giving my kid $10 for his first tooth. He just lost his second one and he’s expecting $50 😳🤦🏻‍♀️😂

[Jessie @jessiesmaIIs]

@UberFacts College

[Jessie @jessiesmaIIs]

It is now on record that my 5 year old has beaten his first video game 🥹

[Jessie @jessiesmaIIs]

What’s done in the dark aaaaaalwaaaaayssssss comes to light 😅

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

What a horrible day for Fox News’ Tucker Carlson:

- Texts have just leaked where he said “I hate [Trump] passionately,”
- Meanwhile Mitch McConnell and multiple other high-ranking Republican senators have just pushed back on Carlson’s show last night.

The whole Fox News gimmick is coming apart at the seams.

[Jessie @jessiesmaIIs]

My kid picked up some sight word flash cards and started straight up reading them 😭 like sounding them out and everything 😭 I sobbbbbbbed like how is he so smart 😭