Jessie Katz

Summon me with Primantis.

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Me @ the shitty #Hamilton YouTube bootlegs

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@senatorshoshana @cvjonardi_j @Centralflzoo No problem! I volunteer at Green Heritage Fund Suriname, so if you need any additional experts when pushing policy LMK!

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@senatorshoshana @cvjonardi_j @Centralflzoo Hoffman’s sloth was listed in CITES appendix II, which places stricter controls on the trade of the animal. Linnaeus’ sloth was added recently because they look so similar anyone checking permits would struggle to tell them apart.

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@cvjonardi_j @senatorshoshana @Centralflzoo Legally in Guyana you can export the native Linnaeus’s sloth, but they have recently been deemed a “lookalike” species so I am not sure if that has changed.

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@0h_it_Ivy @TLC Can you guys get in on this? Bachelor style polycule dating show?

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@IPStrategyGuide @DrPlantel https://t.co/U5Af0kjZ5I sure doesn’t seem like 0 evidence

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Do you think he saw the ghosts of past, present, and future when he had the flu?

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Please someone at the hospital (lord willing the morgue) where Mitch McConnell is violate HIPAA

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Noah Kahan answers the question “what if Mumford and sons was more depressed and from Vermont”

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@mcflurry_slut My favorite couple

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@starheal @mcflurry_slut An air purifier in the litter box room also makes a huge difference!

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@RickyReports https://t.co/cEVltiLNa9 the motorcycle sequence was shot this summer

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@ScottPresler Why did the steal the 2020 and 2025 election, but not 2024? Very strange!

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Okay but what if fleury just played the entire season??

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@NicHulscher You really love making AI pseudoinfographics to try to legitimize your beliefs

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@DrSuneelDhand Ahh yes, another doctor against vaccines that sells supplements. Who would have thought!

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@VP @WhiteHouse Hosting a podcast might be the most jobless VP behavior ever. Even VEEP would think this was too far.

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@bluegreen8907 @nbcsnl Do you want DEI for conservatives on SNL

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@Riley_Gaines_ Isn’t it exhausting to be so miserable all the time? But hey, I guess if you don’t keep up appearances you will lose all of your lucrative anti-parasite sponsors.

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@StephenM Does that mean they can have senators now?

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@andrewcuomo @ZohranKMamdani Your social media team deserves a demotion!! Super embarrassing stuff.