🚨Mark Kelly when asked by The Atlantic if he thought America was ready to have a disabled first lady:
“Hey, in my opinion, we have a disabled president right now.”
Forever thinking about the women in The Odyssey:
- Penelope willing to let her kingdom crumble because she wants her man back. Real.
- Calypso meeting a man so fine she allows his CPTSD to continue so he never leaves her. Real.
- Circe hating all men because of the evil they have done so takes exposing them into her own hands. Real
- Athena haunting a man so bad his brain breaks until he can understand the error of his ways. Real
- Helen not letting people forget they were using her as excuse to move mad but are too cowardly to admit it. Real.
Obama on Vance being married to an Indian woman: “Listen, hypocrisy is progress. Because it means that you feel guilty enough to either lie to yourself or others.”
He’s got him. Vance is like a theocrat who happens to be married to another man.
BREAKING: Election cybersecurity expert Thinks Kamala Harris won 2024 Election and is the Real President of the US — and Donald Trump only won due to massive algorithmic fraud in swing states
@OddStockTrader Just watched it. I’ll admit I’m sick of “let’s go” and I made fun of it in the trailer. Spoiler alert: when he says it he wants the men to flee and leave. It’s not a cry for encouragement. I was pleasantly surprised.
"I only need 11,000 votes, fellas. I need 11,000 votes. Gimme a break."
In case anyone forgot: the only person caught trying to rig the 2020 election was Donald Trump—and it's on tape.
Every accusation from this insecure little man is projection.
So according to Trump the Democrats forgot to rig the election in 2016 (letting him win) then somehow rigged the election in 2020 (while Trump was in power) and then completely forgot to rig it in 2024 (letting him win again). Do I got that right you silly MAGA dipshits?
Reporter, “The CIA missed 102 phone calls/radio transmissions about a shooter and only received two phone calls and three texts”
Widow, “ I think it was an inside job”
Me, “No fucking shit!”
Sen. @Ossoff: Who won the 2020 election?
DNI nominee Jay Clayton: I'm not going to do this with you
Ossoff: This is a job interview. You have an obligation to be honest with the committee.
Clayton: I'm not gonna get into that with you
Ossoff: You refuse to answer a basic question about who won a presidential election, but you ask to lead America's intelligence community. Isn't it humiliating to be unable to answer this question? To have to indulge the president's delusions?