Jess Burbridge

she/they. D&D. Writing. Ravenclaw. Critter. #StayKind

All views/opinions are mine & not a reflection of any organization w/which I may collaborate

[Jess Burbridge @jessioats]

Editing your novel is half removing the words "just" & "that" from every sentence. The other half is spent between more caffeine, watching true crime, moving your cat out of the way, & occasionally cutting entire pages of writing because it's just a rant. #AmWriting #AmEditing

[Jess Burbridge @jessioats]

@wearewatcher Don't threaten me with a good time!

[Jess Burbridge @jessioats]

Hey, y'all. I'm attending a cool Pride event. You just have to register below. It's at 6pm Eastern time zone. #Pride2023 #PrideBooks #YA #PrideYABooks https://t.co/uvQtB9cp8a

[gender of the day @genderoftheday]

The gender today is the smell of a library and an extinguished match.

[Bone00afide.bsky.social 🇮🇱 @bone00afide]

Nobody carries a pregnancy for 39 weeks only to decide at the last week she doesn’t want to me a mother. The only instance in which this happens is some unthinkable fetal tragedy. It just doesn’t happen. You’ve been fed a lie. You should be angry at those who’ve deceived you.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

I need someone to explain to me why it’s legal for armed, masked men to threaten people who want to vote, but illegal for people to give voters water to drink.

Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.

[Jess Burbridge @jessioats]

My gender is a little bit of a good place to be

[OneTopic @OneTopicAtATime]

type “my gender is” and let your phone pick for you

[Polk Emergency Mgmt @polkemergency]

About 200,000 customers are without electricity across Polk County this morning. Please stay home and stay off the roads. Emergency crews are hitting the roadways to make sure roads are cleared of down trees and power lines.

[Jess Burbridge @jessioats]

@itsginnydi Scream (1996)
Happy Death Day
Get Out
Train to Busan
Crimson Peak

[Watcher @wearewatcher]

Petition for ghosts to finally give Shane and Ryan a definitive proof of their existence just because it would be funny

[Jess Burbridge @jessioats]

@JamesTurnerYT Decided to watch the beginning of the Bigwallet series, & the stark different between this episode where you changed Ava's wedding outfit for being too casual compared to just picking whatever Twitter picked for Lady made me giggle. Love seeing your growth of Sim fashion style 💜

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Wiping your ass isn't the full extent of personal hygiene, but we all get that it's, like, necessary. It's not that hard and the benefits are clear...it's certainly not all you do, but you do it!

Voting is the ass-wiping of democracy.

[Random Acts @RandomActsOrg]

Are you all up for a challenge? 👀 To celebrate @RachelMiner1 birthday we're giving out microgrants of up to $50 to complete 1,000 acts by the end of August! Help spread some kindness with us and share your acts using #1KActsRA. 💙
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[Jess Burbridge @jessioats]

I AM A FIERY LOVER https://t.co/doYA9PAxOj

[Jess Burbridge @jessioats]

@StephenKing Did you see the 13-year-old in a Florida town arrested during a protest?

[Jess Burbridge @jessioats]

This is from the town I live in. We need better. #DoBetterLakeland She's 13 and arrested for using a megaphone during a peaceful protest.

[Nikki Fried @NikkiFried]

I'm posting this with her mother's permission because I need everyone to see what Ron DeSantis’ Florida really looks like.

13 year olds being arrested for protesting for their own freedom.

[Nikki Fried @NikkiFried]

I’m Nikki Fried, the only candidate for governor of Florida who has never campaigned on banning abortion.

[Jess Burbridge @jessioats]

Never thought I would #RageQuit the Sims 4, but some random NPC just stole the dragon fruit off my 3 plants I found at the romance festival. #IYKYK #Sims4 #Sims4Werewolves

[Jess Burbridge @jessioats]

This should be the standard not the exception! #SomethingNew #WeNeedChange

[Nikki Fried @NikkiFried]

I’m Nikki Fried and I’m the only leading candidate for governor of Florida who has never accepted a damn dime from the NRA.

[Jess Burbridge @jessioats]

@StephenKing Even reading that, my mind has an accent.

[Jess Burbridge @jessioats]

@drfangirlphd I didn't know this was so far that they're casting! I can't wait!! Loved the book!