Jessi Probus

Double Gemini @BuzzFeed

[Jessi Probus @JessiProbus]

@LinusEkenstam what does this have to do with social media being "dead" from your POV? do you mean that it portends the death of human influencer marketing and creators?

[Ryan Broderick @broderick]

There is effectively no other way to rationally explain 90% of anything that happens on a daily basis anymore than to throw up your hands and say, "yeah, makes sense, every single person on Earth is functionally insane now and we aren't allowed to acknowledge it."

[Jessi Probus @JessiProbus]

I would pay $80 a month to keep reading these

[Jessi Probus @JessiProbus]

@delia_cai I went to the eye doctor for this once and was convinced my cornea was ripping off but it was just allergies and astigmatism.

[it’s steffi @stefficao_]

twitter confirmed that "try guys" is the no. 1 trending topic in the us, followed by "ariel" — here's the explainer:

https://t.co/IXloAwWeIU

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

i got locked out for like 2 months for saying i was mayor deblasio and that i had hurt my wiener playing basketball

[Will Jennings  @willjennings80]

Journalists still asking if this was planned or it just "happened" somehow.

[Erin Sullivan @sullivem]

mackenzie davis has now played three gay robots. iconic

[Jessi Probus @JessiProbus]

@catrachelcat this is niche and it speaks to me

[Jessi Probus @JessiProbus]

There are a lot of gems in @RespectThe__GAP's interview with @ImAngelaBassett, but this one is my fav https://t.co/PAXaOSl2df

[Jessi Probus @JessiProbus]

I don't write much anymore, but when I do it's a collab with @peretti & @daozers on why you should bail on your family. https://t.co/YnGw5D6u3R

[Jessi Probus @JessiProbus]

Great example of why you gotta read the whole post before sharing! Starts out head scratchy ("how is my bubble big when my household only does a lot of things?"), gets interesting (contact-tracing yourself, ok! cute graphics), ends with a moronic and irresponsible choice.

[Jessi Probus @JessiProbus]

@sallyt but we gotta give them credit for "looking into getting tested"

[Jessi Probus @JessiProbus]

@sallyt Is this the one where they were "shocked" at how big their bubble was even though they sent their kids to extra-curricular activities or a different one

[Jenée @jdesmondharris]

This is random middle school friend on Instagram behavior

[ab d. roger @aliabdi]

states trying to stop the spread of the coronavirus by making restaurants close at 10pm

[Lambda Legal @LambdaLegal]

Tonight is the first time transgender people have ever been mentioned in a presidential victory speech.

Thank you, @JoeBiden.

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Four Seasons // Four Seasons Landscaping

[Rachel Maddow @maddow]

It's ok to use the phrase "gay anthem" in this context.