@dangelno Just thought you might get a kick out of knowing my girlfriend just casually referred to you as “Michelangelo D’Wallace” anyway have a good day 😂
@tacobell Why is your food so nasty after it gets cold tho? The only people to ever eat cold or attempt to reheat Taco Bell are either very poor or very stoned and it makes me sad that the thought of cold Taco Bell food made me actually almost vomit. I love Taco Bell tho💕
Dear Teenage Boys,
Despite what you may hear from ‘adults’, it is not “boys being boys” or “harmless fun” or in any other way ok to touch a woman sexually without her crystal clear consent.
Dear Teenage Girls,
Don’t keep that shit inside. We believe you. Also... Punch. Hard.
@iamcardib So we accidentally discovered that our hedgehog (Howard) really likes WAP, and he only wants to listen to YOUR music now. You have a tiny, spiky fan! Here’s him absolutely vibing to WAP ☺️
Rest In Peace, Justice Ginsberg. It’s because of you my name is on the lease of my apartment. It’s because of you that I have a bank account in my name. It’s because of you that I and so many people like me can do so many basic things. You did right by America, we’ll miss you ❤️