Jessi Scott

performer, elder millennial, teacher, nerd, mom.
Insta/TT: @jessithescott

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I just put on a new pair of reading glasses and said “Oh yeah, that’s the shit!” This is 40, I guess. 🤓

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This this this. Call out your narcissist and then walk away. This relationship was so triggering to watch. #boybye Also, This is prob my last tweet. Some of my best jokes were on here. Boycott hate. Boycott greed. Later potaters 💕

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And yes, I know pbj isn’t a thing in the UK but for goodness sakes we have the internet now. One youtube video could’ve sorted that out…

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First the s’mores, now Prue thinks Peanut butter and fruit are an unusual combination?
I think GBBO is just trolling their US viewers now.
#patisserieweek #GBBO #pbj #comfortfood #staple #peanutbutterjellytime #Netflix

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@hasanminhaj playing Jeopardy is energy I want to have in life.

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Petition to be able to sue toilet paper companies for false advertising if their product says “soft”, “plush” or whatever when, in fact, it’s like wiping your ass with sandpaper…

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Since most of the Supreme Court wants to control women’s bodies, today I took matters into my own hands. Medicaid covered it too; take that conservative, theocratic, misogynistic state. #RoeVWade #protectwomen #mybodymychoice #BirthControl

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I don’t know who’s cooking their chicken in NyQuil, but I know they are definitely white. Y’all gotta stop this nonsense, we’ve done enough stupid for the history of time. #NyQuilChicken #whitepeopleshit #gross #juststop #comedy

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Sometimes I’m afraid I’ll die alone and then I meet another dude and I’m like; “Maybe that’s not so bad”

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One week until I decorate for Halloween. I will not be taking questions at this time. 🎃 👻

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If I smell like sage all week, mind your business. I’m going through some shit.

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A fun thing to do when conversation gets awkward is yell “LINE!” #autistic #Neurodivergent #socialanxiety

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Random older men in my dms: So what state do you live in? 😘😍
Me: Chaos, Bill, I live in a state of chaos.

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SO happy to be returning to the stage as Jemilla in Firebringer, Opening Aug 5. Tickets on sale now!
@DominionStage #DominionStage #Firebringer #Jemilla #starkid #musicaltheatre

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@MarshallBorNotB Othello (as Iago)

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I can’t tell if you’re flirting with me or just being nice: an autobiography.

(No seriously, which one is it bc some of you are REAL cute)

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“Verily, I hath released mine fucks unto the void. There is not one left to bestow upon thee.“ - Every Shakespearean clown ever. #scholar #Shakespeare #jokes #comedy #askmeaboutmymastersdegrees

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What’s that? a celebration of liberation from an oppressive government so that everyone has representation in the courts and we can all live our best lives free of tyranny? Yeah tell me when that happens, I’ll just be over here chillin with no bodily autonomy. Pass the tea.

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“I’ve taught all your kids to fight” is something I got to say at work today. I love teaching theatre. #teacher #theatre #education #kids #stagecombat