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I write stuff that's not even interesting to me.

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@yelyahwilliams Kiss Off was great! Can't wait for more! Could you tell me what foundation you use?

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Super excited to watch @fluffyguy tonight!! #imnotfatimfluffy #unitythroughlaughter

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Oh shit, twitter is still a thing?

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This is what the entrance to heaven must look like. http://t.co/BepjlwwV

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Dear Refrigerator Manual, I believe you mean "Popping" http://t.co/3f5AX1op

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I've dropped my phone so many times that I'm pretty sure my iPhone isn't purebred, there has to be some Nokia in it's bloodline somewhere.

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I think I need to go to a support group for people addicted to drawing curly moustaches on people in magazines.

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25 Hour Karaoke? http://t.co/muQ9HGGp

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I just noticed that recent invoices I mailed had envelope seals that don't stay stuck. My illustrious career as an admin is ruined! RUINED!

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Ikea-ing http://t.co/c5hEpQ2v

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5KG Nutella? Yes Please! http://t.co/bucbpNxo

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RT @funnyordie: When you make someone's name longer, it's called a Nicholas-name. (via @twittels)

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Hometown Love over my morning coffee http://t.co/himI7P8V

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@tastywheat Oh my gosh! Thankyou! That explains the abundance of bunnies everywhere! I thought they were just breeding like, uhh, rabbits ;)

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Adorable Ceramic Bunny, my new little apartment buddy. http://t.co/WhoNnzOF

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Do yourself a favour, buy this iced tea and consume it. Amazing. http://t.co/ROWUNY5Q

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Hilarious! RT @TwittsMcGee: Don't click if you hate laughing: The best smart-ass responses to celebrities on Twitter. http://t.co/RBRpfGSG

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RT @Paxochka: When I'm offline I write my thoughts on pieces of paper and throw them at strangers.

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RT @tremendousnews: Everyone say the phrase "that shit cray" one more time to get it out of your system and let's all move on.

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Project. http://t.co/K90MSJD9