Jessi Johnson

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[Jessi Johnson @jessixjade]

@tacobell prioritizing drove thru orders over in store pick ups or orders is kinda crazy work. Telling me it was a 5-8 min wait when I ordered ahead for me to wait 33 mins in store for my order while you prioritized the drive through is really unacceptable

[Jessi Johnson @jessixjade]

Ayo @Outlook when you going to add a functionality that allows for anybody in an internal meeting to adjust the meeting? Asking for a collaborative friend (let’s put a lock/unlock option for invites)

[Jessi Johnson @jessixjade]

@PandaExpress I just got home with my pick up order and they served me the wrong entree. I tried calling the store to get it corrected and nobody picked up. Is there another way to get a resolution?

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@KimKardashian women have been crying for ages for sewn in bra pads for sports bras and corporate nation is trying to suppress us so, girl can you come through? We are a nation and it’s a completely untapped market $$$ hmu

[Jessi Johnson @jessixjade]

I like to play this game where I judge how hard I put down my metal water bottle on to the nightstand based on if it wakes up my charging Apple Watch or not …. *dainty fingers dainty fingers*

[Jessi Johnson @jessixjade]

I don’t pop on here often but I’m gunna today and just reiterate the American darling that is @Tim_Walz ppl been sleeping on him since George Floyd but I’m glad America gets to experience his presence now

[Jessi Johnson @jessixjade]

@ThaNowhereMan @cbsaustin Still a gem

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@ThaNowhereMan The entire can? I’ve literally never seen anybody use an entire can except me making chipotle vinaigrette

[Jessi Johnson @jessixjade]

Are there any recipes that call for a full can of chipotles in adobo sauce? Cuz we be wasting the entire shaboodle for that 1-2 tablespoons

[Jessi Johnson @jessixjade]

So underwhelmed with every met gala lewk so glad I didn’t tune in or pay $75k to enter upon invite 😮‍💨

[Jessi Johnson @jessixjade]

Did not age well. Pesticides included

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I’d just like to point out that lunchables has been making charcoochie boards for 3 decades……

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“TRYING TO STRIKE A CORD IT PROBABLY A MINOR” 💀💀💀 kdot won with euphoria but im here for the spectacle

[Jessi Johnson @jessixjade]

This aged like fine wine what a schmuck @taylorswift13

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I truly don’t understand how Morgan wallen came back from using the N word. And his episode with @calebpressley was the worst he came off as a massive douche

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I messed up. It’s Purdue and UConn

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Kinda wild how the only way ye can stay even remotely relevant is by having a 95% naked wife with him at all times

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To the people that can’t help but incessantly post their political opinions on social media platforms it’s giving brain washed

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IG got rave ensembles on my feed as if it’s regular day attire

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I’m not a swifty but I’m here for the movement that’s been made to rally behind this national treasure

[Jessi Johnson @jessixjade]

@jimmyjohns why aren’t online orders put in line at the time of ordering? I’ve been waiting 20+ mins for my order now while they clear the store orders

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I hope all the generations after millennials understand that we were spanked and given tough love during our emotional development as children and the fact that we are not passing that down is a massive win