Mr.Johnson

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[Mr.Johnson @JessJessaroo]

If you’re warm... then you can’t relate to me!

[Mr.Johnson @JessJessaroo]

My phone won’t record sound damnit

[Mr.Johnson @JessJessaroo]

My leggy friend deserves to be in my #NewProfilePic

[Mr.Johnson @JessJessaroo]

All of the benefits of being a man on this earth can be summed up in two words: Peeing Outside

[Mr.Johnson @JessJessaroo]

You know... usually I can warm up with push ups but right now I’ve got to warm up to do a push up

[Mr.Johnson @JessJessaroo]

If you can’t fix it, break it more

[Mr.Johnson @JessJessaroo]

I love arachnids!

[Mr.Johnson @JessJessaroo]

I can’t keep this in any longer!

[Mr.Johnson @JessJessaroo]

Like for Instant crush - daft punk
Rt for Empire Ants - Gorillaz

[Genius @Genius]

what do you think is the best song of the decade?

[Mr.Johnson @JessJessaroo]

If either side of an argument get upset or angry, both sides lose the argument. Nothing productive comes from argument when someone loses their cool

[Mr.Johnson @JessJessaroo]

I’ve got all this jam but no toast someone hml

[Mr.Johnson @JessJessaroo]

It’s fucking insane how many people don’t know what the American civil war was actually about

[Mr.Johnson @JessJessaroo]

Very glad=gladiator

[Vintage Las Vegas @summacorp]

Afternoon on Fremont St, December 1958

[Mr.Johnson @JessJessaroo]

WaAALLL-E

[Mr.Johnson @JessJessaroo]

@sam__schneider Wth is it ?

[Mr.Johnson @JessJessaroo]

Real men can cry when they feel like it!

[Mr.Johnson @JessJessaroo]

Shock me! Make me feel better!

[Mr.Johnson @JessJessaroo]

This was every night @ljwerle ‘s house I swear

[War History Online @WarHistoryOL]

What was intended to be a formidable trap for advancing allied armies turns out to be an excellent place to dry washing. PFC Anthony Mesinko, Cleveland, Ohio, uses the barbed wire of the 'impregnable' Siegfried Line to hang out his clothes