a̶a̶r̶o̶n̶

i fish therefore i am

[a̶a̶r̶o̶n̶ @aaronsaurusrex_]

i love my Grandma but she didn’t have to do me like this

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Jobs near me full time no experience mid 20s overweight

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

Miami asks the question what if a city is not walkable or driveable and is filled with the worst people

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

That’s wassup

[turbomander @turbomander]

*seeing my rival knight all the way across the field of battle and guffawing* the foolish knave, he hath been shrunk by foul sorcery! *he rides towards me and gets closer and i gasp* by the king

[bone @boneGPT]

ate mushrooms today, the mesoamerican demon told me to quit gambling and drinking and live a healthy life, fortunately I didn't fall for it.

[oldcowhand2 Jesse @jbiassr]

Here's my face before and after cutting out margaritas, sugar and pizza

[zach @blip_tm]

dune 3 is only the "epic conclusion" because they're too scared to make a movie that's just two straight hours of a sandworm arguing with jason momoa

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

Fat guys have stopped pulling their shirts down. "We're going to let them see all that", one remarked.

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

scrolling Instagram. Wow a Man I betrayed got married. Good for Noah he got into grad school. He seems to have recovered from my betrayal. woah Mike just had a son. One day I will betray the boy. As I did his father

[tribal chief ☝🏻🩸 @luireigns]

Stone Cold has given every person in this photo a Stunner — even the President.

[Jon Bird @2002tacomasr5]

My whole life I have been thirsty for a type of drink that doesn't exist yet.. sometimes I even dream about it but never with any clarity. I wonder what it is

[cav empty @cavempty_]

she let me hit because she has let me hit for generations in an infinite number of past lives in the karmic cycle. sometimes as four horned antelopes, as a speck of pollen on a bluebell flower, or even as algae surrounding hydrothermal vents on the deep sea floor

[a̶a̶r̶o̶n̶ @aaronsaurusrex_]

$20 movie ticket makes me want to vomit

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Poop to invest 1,000,000,000 farts into Ass

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

shit has been named poop of the year by ass

[homerfan1738 @HomerFan1738]

wake up
grab a duff while marge puts on her makeup
punish bart because he did a prank up
whyd you leave maggie up on the table
go to work make the power plant stable