Stationery Wizard 📌

Here for all your chicken legal aid needs.

Call 0800 LAY OFF

[Stationery Wizard 📌 @jessjohnhkora]

Standing in the rain with a broken shopping bag and smashed beer at my feet is possibly the most poetic sad I've ever been.

[Stationery Wizard 📌 @jessjohnhkora]

@loucharbon @hrw Isn't this Gaza?

[Dr Andrew Digby @takapodigs]

Have you seen our #kakapo #webcam? Check out what Rakiura and foster chicks Solstice-A2 and Solstice-A3 are up to here:
https://t.co/X0eyDHGP1C. (The YouTube link may change, so use this link from now on.) Not long until the chicks fledge, so get in quick! #kakapo2022

[Stationery Wizard 📌 @jessjohnhkora]

@spacewahine Yes. Big yes.

[Zack Fink @ZackFinkNews]

NEW: New York State Assembly has voted to repeal 50-a, the law that shields police disciplinary records from public view. Senate voted for the bill earlier, It now goes to @NYGovCuomo for signature

50-a has been on the books for 40 years. Protests in NY changed the conversation

[Stationery Wizard 📌 @jessjohnhkora]

@TuliKaterburg You frugal mother fucker

[Stationery Wizard 📌 @jessjohnhkora]

@TuliKaterburg $300 per month for food???

[ѕєαη ησяℓιηg @SeanNorling]

This is the wildest season of Survivor ever.

[Stationery Wizard 📌 @jessjohnhkora]

@theyearofelan

[Stationery Wizard 📌 @jessjohnhkora]

@schlopo Was it the Skev?

[🎚🎚🎚 @smerinbroughton]

Things could be worse. Imagine being in isolation with Aaron from the bachelorette

[🎚🎚🎚 @smerinbroughton]

Nz needs a bachelor where it’s just a competition to hang out with John Campbell

[Stationery Wizard 📌 @jessjohnhkora]

@TuliKaterburg Oi

[Stationery Wizard 📌 @jessjohnhkora]

@smerinbroughton Sick fit! How can this not be a successful and timeless look??

[DragyneSlayre @DragyneSlayre]

The existence of Kylo Ren implies the existence of Kylo Stimpy.

[Stationery Wizard 📌 @jessjohnhkora]

@TuliKaterburg Aaaaaaaaaaaaw but he is!

[Stationery Wizard 📌 @jessjohnhkora]

@davidfarrier We would be such good friends.

[Stationery Wizard 📌 @jessjohnhkora]

@DevonAnnaSmith will settle for 'toot toot, u still cute'

[Stationery Wizard 📌 @jessjohnhkora]

Mid pee in full, yet eerily quiet library bathroom stall, and I silently sneeze, not once, but twice - drastically altering the sound of my pee stream for all to hear. That's how my day's going.

[Stationery Wizard 📌 @jessjohnhkora]

@DevonAnnaSmith Totally. People should hear that and just say 'all good bb, we've all been there.' through the stall. Life is hard, support ur fellow stall mates.

[Stationery Wizard 📌 @jessjohnhkora]

@spacemaori Put music in all bathrooms amiright

[Stationery Wizard 📌 @jessjohnhkora]

#2 Battle: Cough vs. hold cough in and let tears stream down your face from holding in said cough

[Stationery Wizard 📌 @jessjohnhkora]

#1 Battle: Loud Sneeze vs. Loud Pee