Jess

Christian. Writer. Singer. Interdimensional Wanderer. Cat. Please don't judge me by my tweets. Thanks.

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Long time no selfie. Hey friends.

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Fucking asshole

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He is not actually stinky. I’m just slightly pretend upset.

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He is stinkies!!!! Hmph!!!

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him

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he do a yappy

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Do you ever just find a stray potato chip in your bed while you’re laying down and eat it? No? Just me? Ok you’re right. I admit it was a bit weird but the chip was safe. It was from this morning.

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I wrote this shortly after waking up from a nap and I am now rereading it and see that it does not make sense. I apologize.

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Why wasn’t I not born a frog???

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I just really like muscles.

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My blood is mostly comprised of broccoli cheddar soup.

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Damn is there anything better than a bowl of hot creamy soup with some nice baguette bread?

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Fire cannot kill a dragon.

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Bumblebee down!! Mediccccccc!!!!

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Can’t die yet. There’s too much good anime coming out this year.

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Praying for Damar Hamlin. They can’t go back to play this game right now. So sad.

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I want to see my potato

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eeveelution cupcakes 🎀

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Ignore ignore ignore ignore ignore

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Starting the new year feeling dumber than a sack of broken bricks.