jess kelly

This is a house of learned Doctors!

[jess kelly @jesskelly01]

Wouldn't like to pass @Ginger_NinjaMMA in a dark ally...or would I? ;) Congrads for last night G! :D

[jess kelly @jesskelly01]

I'm not being racist at all just genuinely want to know where all the black homies buy their licenses from?:) ♥

[jess kelly @jesskelly01]

Who makes a shit coloured nail polish....also..I just got all of ya'll!! Lols!

[jess kelly @jesskelly01]

Lordes made acne cool now apparently

[Durban Is Yours @DurbanIsYours]

DO NOT MISS #WHATIFTHISCITY TONIGHT. Trust us, it's gonna be one of the best cultural events of the year & it's free http://t.co/GQGLglnsY5

[jess kelly @jesskelly01]

''I feel like a short,limp dick'' - @DutchessTweet LOLS♥

[Kimberly Rogers @LIVETheVenue]

This weekend, Friday @DUNERATSS @DesmondandTutus and Saturday THC Reunion Party.

[jess kelly @jesskelly01]

Thanks for my sour yogurt I waited all day to eat Pick n pay!...fuckers

[jess kelly @jesskelly01]

Itchy elbows every single night round this time!! I don't understand you skin....<\3

[Zandalee Blignault @Zanny_Blignault]

Dear @WhackheadS please please send me to London to see Katy Perry on @VirginAtlantic #OntourwithVirgin :):)

[jess kelly @jesskelly01]

''Precious heritage laid waste before the chainsaws snarling teeth, Bleed the earth, bleed her 'til her heart no longer beats '' ♥

[jess kelly @jesskelly01]

Halla at this hottie @Gary_Marais ♥ Miss you Goldie locks,

[jess kelly @jesskelly01]

WIN A WARDROBE MAKEOVER to the value of R2500 from Mr Price http://t.co/wHfszl5uqz

[jess kelly @jesskelly01]

LADIES: WIN A WARDROBE MAKEOVER to the value of R2500 from Mr Price http://t.co/wHfszl5uqz

[jess kelly @jesskelly01]

Girls:)how's to educate yourselves on the actual point of #nomakeupselfies ♥ your ignorance provides no support for anyone.

[jess kelly @jesskelly01]

Did I drink petrol last night?

[jess kelly @jesskelly01]

Its been a double meths on the rocks kind of day..

[jess kelly @jesskelly01]

''Having a fancy camera and a cheap editing program doesn't make one a photographer'' - Jesus Christ

[jess kelly @jesskelly01]

Lesson learnt for the day : Never say ''your mom'' to an indian guy...EVER...

[jess kelly @jesskelly01]

Splashy line up 2014 has officially broken my heart... #cotch