Jess 🦊

Dwight you ignorant slut.

[Jess 🦊 @JessKi16]

I would just like to say a big "what the actual fuck was that" to today.

[Jess 🦊 @JessKi16]

Nothing makes me die inside like Facebook memories reminding me of the twaddle I used to write as my statuses.

[Jess 🦊 @JessKi16]

Homemade pizza, red wine, IT crowd and a snoring pup laid next to me.

Life is bliss.

[Jess 🦊 @JessKi16]

I'm at work, sat next to a guy eating wet chicken wings in a near silent room.

[Jess 🦊 @JessKi16]

My job has made me genuinely insane, but I like it.

[Jess 🦊 @JessKi16]

Is it a mental breakdown or is it a genuine desire to take up an old hobby from when I was 12 🤔

[Jess 🦊 @JessKi16]

😂😂

[Victoria M. Walker @vikkie]

My dog, who does not pay rent or bills and is, himself, a bill, has sighed three times in the past five minutes.

[Victoria M. Walker @vikkie]

My dog, who does not pay rent or bills and is, himself, a bill, has sighed three times in the past five minutes.

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

every day is April fools when you’re attracted to men

[Jess 🦊 @JessKi16]

The only thing you're fucking is annoying is iconic 😂

[Jess 🦊 @JessKi16]

Sometimes I look at my life and my family history jobwise and I can't believe I ever thought I'd be an artist and not exactly in the job I'm in 😂😂🤦‍♀️

[Eve @evek181818]

it's really cute when pets sigh. like what ails u lil buddy

[Jess 🦊 @JessKi16]

Me taking selfies of all my new clothes to send to the girls 💁‍♀️

[Jess 🦊 @JessKi16]

I have the life 16 year old me dreamed of 😭🙌

[Jess 🦊 @JessKi16]

Hilarious how I have most of my longest conversations in this house with the dog.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Midsommar / Midwintar

[Jess 🦊 @JessKi16]

@iWRNR3rd

[Jess 🦊 @JessKi16]

Never felt less Christmassy in my life.

[Jess 🦊 @JessKi16]

This is my nightmare 🙃