Jessica Kenobi

Ferris Bueller, you're my hero

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My personality is mainly SpongeBob and Austin powers quotes

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@steve100r6 4 10s all dayy

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Last night I said I was thankful for @taylorswift13 being engaged, @oliviarodrigo being in a happy relationship, & the internet shipping @SabrinaAnnLynn & @joe_keery
So happy for all my pop girlies 🥰

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@steve100r6 @Chilis Not here it isn’t!

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When the weather is this beautiful it always makes me so mad that @Chilis doesn’t have a patio

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My mom messaged me on Spotify today, SPOTIFY!?

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No one;
Me: so Binx dying at the end wasn’t a plot hole because the only black flame candle was out at that point. Gilbert said he made a new candle, only after that occurred did it become possible them to return again

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Last weekend joes dad saw my car and immediately commented that one of the tires looked low, we confirmed there was no notification of such. On the way home the light came on

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My favorite thing about bar trivia is handing in an unhinged answer & watching the host’s face as they read it

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At the airport & a pilot just waved at me….or the flight attendant standing next to me? We may never know

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At my parents house for my dads 60th bday party that’s supposed to start any minute now. My dad just came out with a charger in case someone wants to charge their phone- then him and my mom got into a big fight over where to plug it in for optimal use

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I think I almost made a friend at the @SabrinaAnnLynn listening party at @ZiaRecords today, but I awkwarded my way out of it on accident instead

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DAN POVENMIRE WROTE THE CAMPFIRE SONG SONG!?

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Today a coworker asked me if I knew who the Backstreet Boys & *NSYNC were & I just laughed

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My brother to our 10 year old cousin: what is Germany famous for?
My cousin: *without hesitation* Tom Brady

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The other night Joe finished season 1 of a 2 season show & didn’t immediately start season 2 because “they planned it to end there with a break for a reason”
Okay psycho

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Joe bought a pack of zyns the other day because he needed them for a project he’s working on, he decided to try one tonight for fun (he never has?)
Anyways- he’s currently throwing up

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One time I called 911 and they transferred me 3 times before helping me because they couldn’t determine whose jurisdiction it was based on my location

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Last Madi text me to ask a question because she knew I was with friends and wanted all of our opinions. One of them said “Oh because we’re all married?”
The question was how do we open hersheys kisses, so yeah she really valued our married thoughts on that

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@steve100r6 Absolutely not, Syril should have killed her

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I’ve had two people add time to my calendar today to discuss Andor, I love my job