Jess Kutschenreuter

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[Sal @sally_det]

Mama didn’t raise no snitch but if I see one more person throw a party don’t be surprised when the FBI shows up

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Spicy Chicken Nuggets are officially back on August 19th
RT to save my fingers

[Lauren Elizabeth @laurenelizzzzz]

I don’t know why I ever let myself get excited for things because everything is always a let down when it doesn’t happen

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Spicy Chicken Nuggets are coming back! Y’all are crazy!
That took like a day and a half! WHAT?!
We don’t know when yet, gotta figure it out, but soon, and ok, LOSING IT RIGHT NOW THIS IS AMAZING!!

[Leanne Soppe @lsoppe1998]

Picture this:
It’s 85° outside. You’re on a boat surrounded by all of your friends jamming out to your favorite music. You’re all a little sunburnt, but happier than ever.

THAT is my happy place.

[kacey @LynnnKacey]

Family: so what are you going to do with your life?

Me: ...it’s a surprise

[brittany @brittmerl]

wish I was napping on a boat in sunny, 85+ degree weather instead of sitting in a classroom but it’s fine i’m fine

[scottysire @ImNotScottySire]

i love complaining you can’t stop me

[IG: mollieavesonn🦋⚡️🌞 @mollieavesonn]

alcohol tastes so much better when ur life fucking sucks

[Lumin @Lumintweets]

If I have a daughter I’m just gonna give her a boy name... no dudes gonna try to fuck a girl named Greg

[Jess Kutschenreuter @jesskutsch]

‘Tis the season🍀

[lydia @literally_lydia]

Pure gold

[Paige @nicole5216]

Anyone else getting their shit completely ROCKED by life rn or is it just me?

[Jess Kutschenreuter @jesskutsch]

I don’t think there’s anything more cringy than waking up and seeing the karaoke videos from the night before

[Buddy the Elf @BuddyTheEllf]

Miles Finch: Call me elf one more time...

DON’T SAY IT
DON’T SAY IT
DON’T SAY IT
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DON’T SAY IT

Buddy: He’s an angry elf

[Des @_desiree31]

Me *at the bar*

Don’t say it
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Me: TEQUILA SHOTS?!?!?

[Jess Kutschenreuter @jesskutsch]

@LaabsLizzie is 300 donuts tall

[Verne Troyer @VerneTroyer]

I'm 27 donuts tall. #NationalDonutDay

[Jess Kutschenreuter @jesskutsch]

@caitlinmcgoohan