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[jess @jesslee1697]

“You won’t” gets me every time bc yes I fucking will watch me

[justin foss @justinfoss2]

Hey @jesslee1697 #whatshappenin

[jess @jesslee1697]

@Kaysemae I still do them 💀

[jess @jesslee1697]

I need to stop doing fortnite dances like yesterday

[jess @jesslee1697]

My biggest flaw is that I say “that’s funny” instead of laughing and then people think I don’t actually think it’s funny.

[jess @jesslee1697]

the best thing about working in an emergency department is that I get barked at on the reg. literally. woof. 🐶

[jess @jesslee1697]

Wow it’s windy out. #havingfun

[jess @jesslee1697]

I’m a speed bump

[jess @jesslee1697]

@ACarrillo32 I know Neil will be there but like whatever

[jess @jesslee1697]

@ACarrillo32 I’ll do it

[jess @jesslee1697]

@kinsey_domier BUT it’s the best practice quizzes and exams if you’re prepping for NCLEX, do not buy a program

[jess @jesslee1697]

Little did I know 2020 was coming

[jess @jesslee1697]

2018 was fucked 🥵🤯🤮

[jess @jesslee1697]

Yo. Cops need to hold up with the spotlight on top of their car. I'm about to cause an accident because I'm now blind for 5 minutes after driving by because you pulled over a lady on her way to work who was going 70 instead of 69.

[jess @jesslee1697]

Norwegians only ate "Lutefisk" because they had to preserve it and eat it to live. WE HAVE FREEZERS, STOP TRYING TO POISON ME

[jess @jesslee1697]

How much hair do you think I'll lose by May, 2020?

[jess @jesslee1697]

Am just now finding my motivation for they day at 9:46 pm... welp, so much for today

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

me and my bestie trying to find the uber when we have no idea what a Honda Civic looks like

[jess @jesslee1697]

Yo, season 1 KUWTK has me tearin' up..

[jess @jesslee1697]

It takes so little to make someone else happy for one second.

[jess @jesslee1697]

@CaitieDenton Girl those already sick patients will thank you later

[jess @jesslee1697]

Weekly coffee dates with @MJC_333 is what get me through my week

[jess @jesslee1697]

It baffles me that these warranty guys keep calling me MY CAR ISNT IN MY NAME LEAVE ME ALOONNNEEEEE