Jessica Leutzinger

Personal chef. Web designer. Master of odd jobs. Amateur at jokes.

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

There is nothing more joyous and beautiful than the @ohhelloshow w/ @nickkroll & @mulaney.

[Jessica Leutzinger @jessleutz]

Fun fact: @Delta has cancelled 2/2 of my flights and when you call customer service, it automatically hangs up. #thanksdelta #loveyoutoo

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Anybody else accidentally watch all of @Netflix live?

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YAAAASSSS #EarliestShow outtakes!

That's lunch!

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3 eps of @love, 2 glasses of wine, ice cream break, repeat.

#marriedlife #LoveOnNetflix

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Olli also captained the heart of 13 year old Jess ❤ https://t.co/c72z1ZBy9A

[Florida Panthers @FlaPanthers]

Forever a Panther.

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@Lames326 is a white noise machine with one setting: "rhythmic snoring" #marriedlife #positivity #stfu

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Freelancer Loves Being Able To Barely Scrape By Livelihood On Own Schedule https://t.co/Ha2Cv7pwOM

[Jessica Leutzinger @jessleutz]

Oh, hello. It's been a few years, Twitter. I think I'm ready to give this another try.

[NBC Sports @NBCSports]

Warn your boss. Alert your loved ones. At noon ET, you've got lunch plans. #USAvsCAN http://t.co/DG4RE7vtMj

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Roomies that watch #SYTTD together, stay together! #blingring #brideday @kenz_e_carter

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@kaylamichellis and it's only missing you! <4

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All good trip home include a hockey game!! #panthers4lyfe #FlaPanthers @gabbycandance

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Today started with finding out I have a long lost aunt and uncle, and it just kept going from there! WHAT A DAY! #notoveryet

[International Justice Mission @IJM]

HUGE NEWS: FBI rescues 105 children from #humantrafficking in the US & nabs pimps: http://t.co/yZ1gucrwzT @CNNFreedom

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@sweet_tweeeets but is it fair trade? #whatwouldjesuseat

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If only they made a cheap Land Rover with high gas mileage.. #wishfulthinking

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Grandparents >>

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@candacecbure crazy to see him playing again! Him and Pavel were my favorites growing up!

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

Thank you, pepper, for being salt's cool black friend. #thankyounotes #HaveMercy