Jessica♻️

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

[The Church Of Satan @ChurchofSatan]

Is there a gofundme we can contribute to that will speed up the timetable on this plan? All the theists leaving sounds awesome.

[Jessica♻️ @jessLLAP]

Bullshit. That’s what this is.

[Jessica♻️ @jessLLAP]

I’m so tired of this place.

[Jessica♻️ @jessLLAP]

Getting tired of being at work so late 😒

[Jessica♻️ @jessLLAP]

Well. I tried being productive today.

[Jessica♻️ @jessLLAP]

@frreeddd You so sweeeeeet

[Jessica♻️ @jessLLAP]

There’s sour patch kids ice cream out there for all you weirdos that would love that. 😂

[Jessica♻️ @jessLLAP]

Today I learn that I can still stay up until 3 am!

[Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD]

At least make them flaming hot or crunchy, cuz if we’re working all these accidents for some puffs then it just ain’t worth the time and you need to re-evaluate what you’re doing with your life.

It’s really slick tho. You have to slow down, for real.

[Jessica♻️ @jessLLAP]

After I get better she’s taking me to the beach. Best. Doctor. Ever.

[Jessica♻️ @jessLLAP]

Playing dress up. Arwen is a doctor. Apparently a S’more will make me all better. This kid is going places. 😆

[Jessica♻️ @jessLLAP]

@Kerry_McCollum

[Jessica♻️ @jessLLAP]

Wonder which one Derek is crushing on.....

[Jessica♻️ @jessLLAP]

@frreeddd

[Jessica♻️ @jessLLAP]

Two kids and over an hour in the court house has me d.o.n.e. for the day.

[Jessica♻️ @jessLLAP]

@rolltidedgm Negative

[Jessica♻️ @jessLLAP]

I’m listening to dream theater. On purpose. Wtf is wrong with me????

[Jessica♻️ @jessLLAP]

@rolltidedgm @Kerry_McCollum 🙄

[Jessica♻️ @jessLLAP]

2019 goal: learn Spanish.

[Jessica♻️ @jessLLAP]

@Kerry_McCollum cómo estás