Jess Long

November baby. ♏
Maryland 🦀 ➡ Texas 🇨🇱
26. 90's child ✌🌻❤

[Jess Long @jesslong11151]

@Dennis_BurnHall

[Manthony Aarasco @MarascoAnthony]

She wasn't kidding

[Brandon Woelfel @Brandonwoelfel]

I've never heard anything more accurate https://t.co/BUsA1mNKGI

[andrea @andreaklane]

3 older women were sitting behind me at outback and one said “Ima eat what the fuck I want bc ima be dead soon, and guess what bitch? There’s no outback in heaven” I wanted to join them for dinner

[☾ vibes by koko @VibesFeelingz]

texting the same person all day every day, and never getting bored.

[RUSS @russdiemon]

You got million dollar goals but your work ethics a penny

[Dennis @Dennis_BurnHall]

Keep younger friends. Then, you get to watch them get older and slowly give up on their dreams and slip into mediocrity just like you did

[Jess Long @jesslong11151]

New year's is so funny to me. Everyone hopes for such an amazing new start and wonderful goals in the new year, but everything stays the same.

[John David Castillo @JohnDavidCas]

Getting back with an ex is like shitting your pants, throwing them away, saying I miss those pants, getting them out the trash and putting them back on.

[Jess Long @jesslong11151]

@OLDBAYSeasoning whyyyyy did you change your packaging!!! Just went to sprinkle some old bay deliciousness on my food, and the entire top popped open and dumped half the jar on my food. FML. 😭😭😭🙈🙈🙈

[Jess Long @jesslong11151]

@PCGarvey

[Jess Long @jesslong11151]

@PCGarvey Or you could play the stranger things app

[Jess Long @jesslong11151]

@Dennis_BurnHall She will hopefully figure out how much of a pig he is before that happens haha

[Jess Long @jesslong11151]

There isn't a coffee in the world that matches the darkness of my mood right now 😒👿 #comeon7oclock #fuckthisday #ihaveshittodo

[Mads @madswill_]

TJ Maxx cashier: “Did you find everything you were looking for?”

*Me unloading full cart*

First of all, I wasn’t looking for any of this

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Good luck. Don't let her get too attached to... well, you're safe for a few books. https://t.co/fxBLgvLTao

[Jess Long @jesslong11151]

@emilyridgely No fucking way. That's your spot dammit! Don't take that shit!!

[Jess Long @jesslong11151]

I have never seen such disrespect!!! #whataburgerislife #fuckouttahere https://t.co/8TDNTTdWBW

[All Things TEXAS @TexasCountryTwt]

Please get this off my TL