Jess Kay

IVF mama // Twin mama // PPH/Hysterectomy survivor // Also I wrote a book of porn about US presidents. She/Her.

[Jess Kay @JessLoriaKay]

I wrote a book of erotica about US Presidents! Please buy it, please tell your friends! https://t.co/RLaqmdQQ4y

[Jess Kay @JessLoriaKay]

@snowball1926 Counterpoint- I fucked everyone I met in my 20s and didn’t get pregnant so idk maybe it’s not about controlling yourself lol

(also what are you talking about people have been having sex before marriage since the invention of marriage)

[Jess Kay @JessLoriaKay]

@clhubes I have been very snobby about having two at once even though I know in my heart that doesn’t actually make me superior 🙈😅😅

[Jess Kay @JessLoriaKay]

Honestly so funny to call Elissa Slotkin a radical left lunatic. I wish she were! She’s an safe unexciting centrist which is about as lefty as Michiganders will go.

[Mike Rogers @MikeRogersForMI]

I've dedicated my life to service...and it's the reason that President Trump has thrown his support behind me. I'm running against a "radical left lunatic" in the biggest race on the map. Will you help me pull off a win?

[Jess Kay @JessLoriaKay]

@clhubes Up north Michigan was very good to us this weekend! Downstate less so.

[Jess Kay @JessLoriaKay]

👇����👇👇👇👇👇 he’s on the record saying women should stay in abusive marriages! I hope this friend has other better friends!

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

Vance tells the story of a friend who said she needed an abortion in order to leave an abusive relationship, but doesn't say that the law he supports would have forced her to stay

[Jess Kay @JessLoriaKay]

@JoeEMatz @MidlifeMisfit @brendengallager Also imo actually better than the book??

[Jess Kay @JessLoriaKay]

@fuhry I always like finding the fun person in the weird tweet threads 😂 everyone who wants one deserves a ho phase

[Jess Kay @JessLoriaKay]

Not her posting the whole debate 💀💀

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Our newest ad just dropped

[Jess Kay @JessLoriaKay]

a secret plan!

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

I have concepts of a plan!

[Jess Kay @JessLoriaKay]

Help an illegal alien ate my pets

[Jess Kay @JessLoriaKay]

Ok yes having four year old twin boys is a ride but also sometimes they fall asleep in one bed like Charlie Bucket’s grandparents

[Jess Kay @JessLoriaKay]

“Does Santa come down the chimney face first or feet first?” -Henry, 4, asking a question I never thought I’d hear

[Jess Kay @JessLoriaKay]

@HannahPosted I had two in May of 2020 lol we are all still struggling with social skills

[Jess Kay @JessLoriaKay]

@ladymidnightxxx @theclassicwife @_BeeHolder_ I’m not advocating for you trying to get that babe out sooner! My kids were premature (twins) and i know how scary that is. But I do think it’s ok to admit pregnancy is rough sometimes! That doesn’t mean we wouldn’t go through it!

[Jess Kay @JessLoriaKay]

@theclassicwife @_BeeHolder_ @ladymidnightxxx No obviously not lol. I’m just saying I deeply relate to the feeling of wanting it to be over. Also, I think docs need to do better than just telling pregnant folks to wait, as if our pain or bodies don’t matter too.

[Jess Kay @JessLoriaKay]

@_BeeHolder_ @theclassicwife @ladymidnightxxx Yall my pregnancy fucking sucked - doing overnights with two premature babies was easier than being pregnant for me. Some pregnancies are really really bad! (Worth it, obviously lol but my body did not agree with it at all!)

[Jess Kay @JessLoriaKay]

Please I beg her not to listen to these people why are dems so bad at this.

[Dan Munz @dan_munz]

Nothing so far has made me admire Harris more than the next sentence of this article:

[Jess Kay @JessLoriaKay]

This is good. I mean, not good, but you know.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

"It was 2016 all over again today ... the same mistakes are being made" -- @lawrence 🔥🔥🔥

[Joey Garrison @joeygarrison]

Harris campaign with a lengthy response to Trump’s “very good, very normal press conference.”