Jess Loving

Of course I drink like a fish, I'm a mermaid! 🧜🏻‍♀️⚓️ I like to tweet TR... a lot #HOMETEAM 👊🏼

[Jess Loving @jessloving]

The only time I wish I had long hair is when the humidity is at 90%! 🤬 #shorthairproblems #itwascutebeforeiwalkedoutside

[Jess Loving @jessloving]

I’m calling it! Most boring Super Bowl ever!! Commercials were boring, game was boring... only thing that made me happy was @iamcardib 🤗 #SuperBowlLIII

[Jess Loving @jessloving]

Yasssssss! #MyPLMorning #THFC #NorthLondonDerby

[Jess Loving @jessloving]

Got em! @m10penny

[Jess Loving @jessloving]

When your Biff is obsessed with @russelled & he just so happens to be visiting 2 weeks after her 30th birthday! #RDParty #imthebest #isKaileygonnabethere

[Jess Loving @jessloving]

FML! Extra time 😩 @dcunited... can’t you just get it done?! #iwanttogohome

[Jess Loving @jessloving]

Just got my @russelled tickets!! 🤗🎉@WPOC! #RDparty

[Jess Loving @jessloving]

When you recognize TR’s sax player NOT because of TR but because of a vampire show, you KNOW you’ve reached a new level! Thanks @iamfrankhouston for appeasing me 🤗

[Jess Loving @jessloving]

When your hubs just won “Husband of the Year”... thanks for making my day @kylemartino 🤗

[Jess Loving @jessloving]

Hey @lukecombs, see ya for my 33rd! #beerneverbrokemyheart

[Jess Loving @jessloving]

Once again... waiting for another @dcunited event to start. 10 = 1045 🙄

[Jess Loving @jessloving]

I’m not renewing my tickets next year. I said I wasn’t going to if I got another scarf... & guess what’s in the box? AN EFFING SCARF! @dcunited #bemoreoriginal

[Jess Loving @jessloving]

Well that was enough for a contact high...thanks to whoever smoked out the 2nd floor garage 🙄

[Jess Loving @jessloving]

I feel like @dcunited is shitting on their STMs... I stayed a STM even after they had (& still have) the WORST RECORD in MLS history & we don’t even get a discount anymore!? &plusalso... we still haven’t received our STM box 😾

[Jess Loving @jessloving]

Finally home! #UNITEDATHOME

[Jess Loving @jessloving]

People who ride the lane for the exit to 50, I’m convinced that they are awful people. #monday #mdtraffic #getouttamyway

[Jess Loving @jessloving]

New favorite word “braggadocious”, thanks @LukeCage

[Jess Loving @jessloving]

When you are able to pay off a loan 🙌🏼 #adulting

[Jess Loving @jessloving]

I’m not really sure but did @HandmaidsOnHulu just have child brides???

[Jess Loving @jessloving]

When a bag you’ve been 👀 goes on sale... @Spartina449 #mermaidstuff 🧜🏻‍♀️ 👜