Jess

probably thinking about how much I love The Maine.

[Mardy Fish @MardyFish]

Toughest sport in the world. No clock to run out. No timeouts to call. No subs to come in for you. No one to sit there and tell you what to do…This is as good as it gets guys 🎾

[Jess @jessmarascio]

@KookiesnJKream @emileeannf This is the dumbest thing anyone has ever said

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Kids killed by trans people playing sports this year: 0

Kids killed by books about LGBTQ families this year: 0

Kids killed by guns this year: 1,351

Guns are the leading cause of death for kids. The Republicans screaming "protect kids" never talk about gun safety though.

[Netflix @netflix]

IT'S TIIIIIIIIIIME

[Tommy Santos @tommysantos14]

So when Trump fires all non-partisan career professionals in government, replaces them with radical loyalists within every nook and cranny of the US government, and adds radical judges everywhere.

And every one of you that voted for him finally wake up from your fucked up fantasy just like the folks that woke up after 4 years of the last shit show, only to realize it’s much much worse, and much more permanent, this time.

When the cancer you caused has infected every bit of the American system and it can’t be unwound for a lifetime.

What then?

Do you beg this country for forgiveness for choosing fascism because you were conned into believing your eggs are too expensive because of Joe Biden?

You just put Steve Bannon in charge of American policy.

You just put Michael Flynn in charge of our military.

You just put Alex Jones in charge of media and propaganda.

You just put Stephen Miller in charge of immigration policy.

You just put batshit crazy RFK Jr. in charge of health policy.

You just killed free public education and privatized schools, which you will have to pay for.

You just sealed the deal on a national abortion ban, because you’re demented if you think it’s not coming.

You just radicalized the Supreme Court for a generation.

You just made women less safe and less free.

You just made this country an oligarchy with the billionaires quite literally in charge now.

You just put in office the one person that believes a president is a king, with the fucking Supreme Court ruling to prove it in his back pocket!

You just ushered in Fascism.

Because your cereal costs more.

Congratulations.

[Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing]

Holding back tears: “It was a terrible night for women, for children, for the hundreds of thousands of hard working immigrants who make this country great, for health care, for our climate, for science, for journalism, for justice, for free speech, for poor people, for the middle class, for seniors who rely on social security, for our allies in Ukraine, for NATO, for the truth, for democracy, for decency, for everyone who voted again him, and guess what—it was a bad night for everyone who voted for him too, you just don’t realize it yet” @jimmykimmel @JimmyKimmelLive

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[daily pic of mac @malcompicsdaily]

i’ve had this saved for months

[lauren @winonaddict]

election day mood.

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

No matter what happens, it saddens me deeply that rape, felonies, trying to overthrow our democracy, misogyny, racism and transphobia are somehow not deal breaks for 10’s of millions of Americans.

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Really is a tough call.

On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan

But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman

Quite the dilemma

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Meanwhile in PA.

[Lea Thompson @LeaKThompson]

Please please white women. Don’t do this again. Remember our grandmothers couldn’t vote. We couldn’t own land. Get a credit card. Birth control. We have already lost rights. It will not stop. #VoteBlue2024ProtectWomensRights

[Jess @jessmarascio]

@erastourticketz Were you sent by someone who wanted me dead? Did you sleep with a gun underneath our bed? Were you writing a book, were you a sleeper cell spy?

[Jess @jessmarascio]

@erastourticketz Were you sent by someone who wanted me dead?
Did you sleep with a gun underneath our bed?
Were you writing a book? Were you a sleeper cell spy?
In fifty years, will all this be declassified?
And you'll confess why you did it
And I'll say, "Good riddance"

[Good Morning America @GMA]

Ahead of an exciting opening night for the 144th #USOpen at Arthur Ashe Stadium, Andy Roddick, received a special honor from the USTA Foundation for all of his work as a philanthropist and role model.
https://t.co/hizef8V0Rp

[Jess @jessmarascio]

@andyroddick what time are you playing tonight?!

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Former Trump WH Press Secretary @OMGrisham at the DNC:

“Behind closed doors, Trump mocks his supporters. He calls them 'basement dwellers’…Here I am behind a podium advocating for a Democrat, and that’s because I love my country more than my party”
#RepublicansForHarris