Jessica Markwood

"A little bit of Jessica, here I am." -Lou Bega, "Mambo No.5"

[Sana Saeed @SanaSaeed]

the american news media today

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@LauraLocklear Get me some digits LaLo

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Desperately trying to find where to send my application to ghost write the George Santos memoir plz help

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@LauraLocklear

[Jessica Markwood @jessmarkwood]

This may be a hot take, but I had my first spa experience, & I don’t feel like someone should have to to climb in a tub surrounded on the rim & on the ground by candles. I actually didn’t find it relaxing for a stranger to watch me get completely naked and set towels on fire.

[Jessica Markwood @jessmarkwood]

@LauraLocklear But how else will we keep the graven images out of our classrooms Laura?

[Jessica Markwood @jessmarkwood]

“It can be better. We can do better…We can’t lose if we never quit.”

[Chris O’Brien @THEChrisOB]

Rep. Justin Pearson just came up to the gallery to meet with some of his supporters.

Shared a very heartfelt moment with a Covenant mother.

@WKRN
#TNLeg23

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Wow: Tennessee state Rep. Justin Jones, one of the Dems that the GOP is trying to expel from state legislature to protesting gun violence, calls out his colleagues on the floor

‘For years, one of your colleagues, an admitted child molester, sat in this chamber – no expulsion’

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S/o to my middle school Spanish teacher that just played this cinematic masterpiece on repeat for 3 years

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

‘selena’ was released 26 years ago today.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

major news outlets asking questions like they didn’t actively promote the war

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She would sweep if I ran The Academy

[elsa @mescavoy]

academy award winner jenny the donkey

[Garin Pirnia @gpirnia]

Find someone who looks at you the way Colin Farrell looks at Jenny the donkey. #Oscars #AcademyAwards

[Jessica Markwood @jessmarkwood]

@just_jill____ @_katgrin When they absolutely do not get that the call is coming from inside the house

[Into The Forest Dark @ElliottBlackwe3]

“We must risk delight.
We must have the stubbornness to accept our gladness in the ruthless furnace of this world."
- Jack Gilbert
(art by @dEEN1cKers0n)

[Jessica Markwood @jessmarkwood]

My 5-Year Plan

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But really, what would it take to overthrow “The Star Spangled Banner”?

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Oh she’s stunning.

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

i love you baby

[Flint Global @GlobalFlint]

Join us for the Igniter's 24-Hour relay on March 25th and 26th. During the relay #fundraiser, our Igniters (relay participants) will raise funds and #awareness for Flint's life changing #orphan transition work.

To participate and learn more, visit https://t.co/BwAfAVjZMs

[Jessica Markwood @jessmarkwood]

I know patriarchy is real because this weekend I had to explain to my highly educated and successful millennial male coworker who Lizzo and Malala are.