Jess Matarazzo

ATX ☀️

[Jess Matarazzo @jessmatarazzo]

LAWN SEATS for @PostMalone at Austin360 are $120+ ... come on dude us poor people like your music too....

[Jess Matarazzo @jessmatarazzo]

@jennaburt1 There is no preparing for what’s gonna happen when you guys all come to Austin

[Jess Matarazzo @jessmatarazzo]

@shannonvogan 💖 https://t.co/oChkmhmEF6

[kam @grvmpybean]

i get high on:

⚪️ life

⚪️ drugs

🔘 that part in come on eileen where it slows down and then speeds up

[Everfest @Everfest]

We're excited to announce our partnership with @giveafestival! This time, we're working together to send someone truly special to @euphoriafest.

Help us make a festival wish come true and donate now: https://t.co/Paih04scDB https://t.co/sLfhZk9Jy3

[Jess Matarazzo @jessmatarazzo]

Well looks like you need to relocate to Austin now. https://t.co/NSoj35QMz2

[Chris Matarazzo @MatarazzoATC]

They just closed the nearest @tacobell. I need to start looking for a new living situation.

[Jess Matarazzo @jessmatarazzo]

Dudes that get butt hurt about there being an International Women’s Day are the kind of weak ass men you don’t need in your life ✌🏼 #sorrynotsorry

[Jess Matarazzo @jessmatarazzo]

Hahaha YES. Solid dad joke 😂 https://t.co/J7Wvl9l3zN

[Katie Clemens @_KatieClemens]

My dad joined a bowling league with other investigators and lawyers in his office

Guess what the name of their team is just GUESS

(You’ve been Framed)

[Jess Matarazzo @jessmatarazzo]

Just agreed to join a kickball team. My inner child is thrilled. The bitter old lady in me is wondering if I’ll fall and break a hip.

[Jess Matarazzo @jessmatarazzo]

Say it louder for the people in the back 👏🏼👏🏼 https://t.co/WW0PcromKv

[Jess Matarazzo @jessmatarazzo]

You have to be absolute trash to tweet something like this after a tragedy. Disgusting. https://t.co/1sHZAvDZUd

[Dinesh D'Souza @DineshDSouza]

Worst news since their parents told them to get summer jobs https://t.co/Vg3mXYvb4c

[Jess Matarazzo @jessmatarazzo]

Is it being cold outside a valid reason to work from home ? 😂 #maybeintexas

[Jess Matarazzo @jessmatarazzo]

No matter your football ties Gamecock nation rooting for the eagles cause Alshon Jeffrey is the GOAT🎉

[Jess Matarazzo @jessmatarazzo]

@leyantonucci HAHA 💀

[Jess Matarazzo @jessmatarazzo]

@MatarazzoATC https://t.co/K9xaLALvBW

[Sam Kalidi @samkalidi]

Stormtroopers walking down the stairs followed by Darth Vader.

[David Onda @David_Onda]

I hope Kylie Jenner never reveals she's pregnant, and 18 years from now a fully grown Kiwi Jenner makes her debut on the KUWTK season 32 finale

[Jess Matarazzo @jessmatarazzo]

Weekend Reflections: why do my friends think we can still do bar crawls and not die 😃

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

The guy sitting next to me on the plane placed a tiny chocolate on his tray table. He waited like, 7 hours to eat it. Enjoy hell, fuck-face.

[Jess Matarazzo @jessmatarazzo]

I’m fucking crying omg 😂 https://t.co/ZyjPi1scOb

[WORLD STAR FANS @WORLDSHIPHOP]

lmao he’s so wrong for that https://t.co/LHIflIA3zu

[Jess Matarazzo @jessmatarazzo]

Texas is having an average winter day and doesn’t know what to do so it completely shut down. Same Texas, same.

[Jess Matarazzo @jessmatarazzo]

Dreaming of the day where computer updates don’t take an hour of my time