jess (taylor’s version)

Member of The Tortured Poets Department 🖊️

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

My mom raised a complainer, not a quitter. I'll get it done, but you're gonna hear about it.

[parks @parkersity_9]

This is still twitter btw I refuse to call it by its stripper name

[yagi @yducknow]

Three horrible facts:

1. Today is not Friday
2. Tomorrow is not Friday
3. Even the next 30 hours is not Friday

[Jon Tweets Sports @jontweetssports]

I watched a guy run a sub-six-minute mile pace ... uphill ... on skis

while I ate a Reese's Blizzard from Dairy Queen (with extra Reese's)

[Rachel ☁️ @rachellord22]

PSA

[wallace @guiltyaswalle]

theburgundyonmytshirtwhenyousplashedyourwineintomeandhowthebloodrushedintomycheekssoscarletitwasthemarktheysawonmycollarbonetherustthatgrewbetweentelephonesthelipsiusedtocallhomesoscarletitwas MAROON

[erica @ericanextdooor]

hey guys do you think it will ever be warm again

[jess (taylor’s version) @jessmck30]

@wearfigs if you could restock your maternity scrubs that’d be 👌🏼

-sincerely all your preggo health care girlies 🫶🏼

[erika @yeeeerika]

"let her cook" except it's me and my heated blanket turned up to the highest setting

[marley ❤️‍🔥 @marleyharper]

everyone’s in 2026 but i’m still here

[bethany 🦋 @corneliastagain]

2026 new years resolution: fuck shit up fuck it up up up up UP UP UP UP

[caio* @mclr4n]

watch an episode of the eras tour documentary without crying challenge (impossible)

[“kimari”🦋 @onthattightrope]

this swiftie shit is forever bro im NEVER clocking out

[Mr. Ohio @MrOH1O]

That loss sucks, I would have loved to have won that game, but it’s over.

Let’s go win the natty

[Jeremiah Smith @Jermiah_Smith1]

WE NEED YOU!!!!💯

[logan🐕‍🦺 @boredcracker]

order has finally been restored

[THE ™️ Barstool Ohio State @BarstoolOSU]

BUCKEYE NATION… THE DAY WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR IS HERE… LEGENDS ARE ❌ADE TODAY😈GET UP 📈📈BUCKEYES BY 100000000

[Urban Meyer @CoachUrbanMeyer]

LFG