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Jess
@jessmesss
wandering
WISCO
Joined April 2009
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Jess
@jessmesss
over 12 years ago
It's
#FRIDAY
I'm cracking a fresh bottle of glue and I have string cheese. And I have a night with my⦠http://t.co/0enUZOJ36j
Jess
@jessmesss
over 12 years ago
I only made gifts this year and they were all out of recycled materials. Parents π that shit. Win win! http://t.co/N6ezU478A5
Jess
@jessmesss
over 12 years ago
@Menfloza
lol! Think of it more as a hiatus π
Jess
@jessmesss
over 12 years ago
@Menfloza
twitter is so silly, you're my only fan!! Like its so pointless lol
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Jess
@jessmesss
over 12 years ago
@Menfloza
Twitter just isn't my thing! I've actually posted more fb statuses than tweets this month πΆ
Jess
@jessmesss
over 12 years ago
If they aren't your parents or fucking you, then they don't give a fuck about you. And even then you can't be certain.
Jess
@jessmesss
over 12 years ago
@Menfloza
@TheRealJayTim
my social media skills are clearly sub-par π
Jess
@jessmesss
over 12 years ago
@Menfloza
I think you're my only follower lol
Jess
@jessmesss
over 12 years ago
"This is a painting of me as a baby tinkling on a shark" says the guest lecturer of the day
Jess
@jessmesss
over 12 years ago
My TA looks like she's about to throw her panties on our guest artist lecturer
Jess
@jessmesss
over 12 years ago
Between my wonderful boyfriend and the best parents I could imagine, I truly have found priceless treasures.
Jess
@jessmesss
over 12 years ago
I asked my dad if he could spare some green for me and he had to ask "cash or smoke?" I love that man dearly.
Jess
@jessmesss
almost 13 years ago
@Menfloza
DONT SPOIL IT DAMMIT
Jess
@jessmesss
almost 13 years ago
Fuck an hour long break with nothing to do on campus
Jess
@jessmesss
almost 13 years ago
Lazy slobs = people who don't apply themselves to anything aside from personal luxury; i.e. a substantial portion of our generation.
Jess
@jessmesss
almost 13 years ago
@Menfloza
a cut and some bruises but nothing major, he mostly just knocked me over lol
Jess
@jessmesss
almost 13 years ago
@Menfloza
π for π΄!!!
Jess
@jessmesss
almost 13 years ago
Got hit by a car while riding my bike to work today. Went to work like a boss anyway.
Jess
@jessmesss
almost 13 years ago
When all else fails, take a nap
Jess
@jessmesss
almost 13 years ago
I thought I'd never get my grade 10..
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