Jess

wandering

[Jess @jessmesss]

It's #FRIDAY I'm cracking a fresh bottle of glue and I have string cheese. And I have a night with my… http://t.co/0enUZOJ36j

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I only made gifts this year and they were all out of recycled materials. Parents 💚 that shit. Win win! http://t.co/N6ezU478A5

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@Menfloza lol! Think of it more as a hiatus 🎅

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@Menfloza twitter is so silly, you're my only fan!! Like its so pointless lol

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@Menfloza Twitter just isn't my thing! I've actually posted more fb statuses than tweets this month 😶

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If they aren't your parents or fucking you, then they don't give a fuck about you. And even then you can't be certain.

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@Menfloza @TheRealJayTim my social media skills are clearly sub-par 😓

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@Menfloza I think you're my only follower lol

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"This is a painting of me as a baby tinkling on a shark" says the guest lecturer of the day

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My TA looks like she's about to throw her panties on our guest artist lecturer

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Between my wonderful boyfriend and the best parents I could imagine, I truly have found priceless treasures.

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I asked my dad if he could spare some green for me and he had to ask "cash or smoke?" I love that man dearly.

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@Menfloza DONT SPOIL IT DAMMIT

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Fuck an hour long break with nothing to do on campus

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Lazy slobs = people who don't apply themselves to anything aside from personal luxury; i.e. a substantial portion of our generation.

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@Menfloza a cut and some bruises but nothing major, he mostly just knocked me over lol

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@Menfloza 👀 for 🚴!!!

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Got hit by a car while riding my bike to work today. Went to work like a boss anyway.

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When all else fails, take a nap

[Jess @jessmesss]

I thought I'd never get my grade 10..