Jess

[Jess @jessmigss]

Where i’m at right now in life is so much better than where I was a year ago and I couldn’t be happier

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

whoever is controlling me in the simulation could’ve made me smarter and i’ll never forgive them for that

[Jess @jessmigss]

CDC now says double masked up is the new double cheeked up

[Jess @jessmigss]

should I go get another tattoo or do I need to call my therapist

[Carlee @CarleeNgo]

Today is 5/11, or as some guys call it 6’0

[Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3]

Shout-out to my toddler for removing the carefully placed tomatoes from my sandwich so I didn’t have to eat “yucky food”

[Jess @jessmigss]

How do you tell someone you miss them without actually telling them you miss them

[Jess @jessmigss]

not to be dramatic but wₕₐₜ ₜₕₑ fᵤcₖ

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

current mental state: Gordon Ramsay

[Jess @jessmigss]

Being drunk has you responding to every instagram story

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Why are Virgo men like that

[Jess @jessmigss]

You know you’re an adult when your tax return goes towards bills

[Diogenes of Santa Cruz - @hoplit.bsky.social @hoplitnet]

When your cat is secretly a 5th dimensional elder god.

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

do you love your hydro flask or are you just dehydrated with an oral fixation

[kahori ♡ @kvhori]

so instagram can take away likes but not control all the bots sending me porn links through dm daily? ohKAY

[Madison @madistewart00]

My toxic trait is saying “nice talk” after saying something and it gets ignored