Jess

[👾 @repeatafterd]

nicki is gonna be so gagged when she wakes up in guantanamo bay

[TheSandalorian @the_sandalorian]

"WHAT IF YOUR FAVORITE POLITICIAN IS IN THE EPSTIEN FILES?!"

I DON'T HAVE A FAVORITE POLITICIAN YOU FREAK

THEY AREN'T POKEMON

[tana @bodeinebrazy888]

Before you beef with me know i am deeply malicious to my core once upset

[alondra @alondramaren]

Idk which friend gave you ptsd but baby you do not have to pay me back for a 3 dollar mcchicken

[Jenni @hashjenni]

“finally a day off”

my day off:

[Meacham @MeachamDr]

How dare those demonstrators fly anything other than the US flag, right?

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

Rookie numbers 😤😤😤

[Kristin Raworth 🇨🇦 @KristinRaworth]

Getting stuck behind lottery people at the gas station is a form of torture

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”

Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

“Yeah bro I’m just worried about Kamala’s tax plan”

[westerosies @westerosies]

It’s about that time again

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

he even showed his favorite scratching spot🥹🥹

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Swifties: With your help, we’re gonna defeat the smallest man who ever lived.

[BABY JEANS ⁉️ @bbyjimjams]

FOUR FUCKING SECONDS IT TOOK YOU FOUR FUCKING SECONDS TO PISS ME OFF AGAIN

[Jolene Cuisine @_jolenecuisine]

Draco Malfoy’s dad on his way to beat the shit out of Dobby.

[cory @_averagemeat]

Went number 5

[i like food @messedupfoods]

bout to make some brunch

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when u make an excuse not to go out & they come up with a solution

[aidan @wyaaidan]

The kanye and pete davidson beef is literally just this

[Laura Mulcahy @LauraMulch]

what if we kissed on the jairs