jess

[5 GOATs @5GOATs_]

Steve Irwin’s “This Is Sportscenter” will forever be a classic 😂

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[Chris Murphy @christress]

once i invent a beverage that makes you want to keep living between 3:15 and 4:48 pm it's over for you hoes

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 5

[Electra Rhodes - writes a bit/archaeologises a bit @electra_rhodes]

It was six years ago, and my mate, Pink, had just been told he was going to die. He accepted the news with a grace I can only marvel at, but he said he’d a list of things he’d still like to do.

We sat in a pub one night and read it over. Eight things? Four months? Ok. Deal.

🧵

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

‘gas stoves are dangerous’ ‘there’s lead in your chocolate’ ‘your food is full of microplastics’ what am i supposed to do

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

my favorite English teacher just finished her PhD and celebrated by having a “year of reading frivolously,” and frankly I think we could all use a year of frivolous reading

[jess @jessmmmmmmm]

well. at least 2023 (probably) won’t start with intense debate surrounding the morality of the green m&m’s footwear

[jess @jessmmmmmmm]

worked on this all year to reminisce today - started with a coup and ended on fire, cheers to 2022🥂

[💎 @chaoswintour]

EYE —

[jess @jessmmmmmmm]

kinda crazy the next generation will be full of people with names like Nayvie, Willow, Asher, Finley, Braylynn, etc. eventually Jessica will be the new Barbara. Tyler will be the new Ronald. someone will have a grandma named Mikayla

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

i love the very natural character description introductions in hallmark christmas movies

[s 🇵🇸 @goutful]

Within our lifetime a senator will release an eyeshadow palette

[Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D @SarahMackAttack]

exCUSE me, who taught the raccoon on my back porch how to use a HAMMOCK??

[Filmed from INSIDE my house]