Jessica Mounteny

29, hippie, cat lady, marijuana enthusiast. I tweet for me & me only🍹 🐱 slut/whore #mentalhealthmatters

[Jessica Mounteny @jessmounteny]

You do you, Scooby Doo

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i hate when people show me pictures of their cat and i have to pretend to be intrigued as if that mfer don’t look like every other cat

[emilio @emilio__oilime]

your wife is in labor and you're rushing her to the hospital. you get in a cab and it turns out to be the cash cab. do you play or not

[Jessica Mounteny @jessmounteny]

All rats gotta die, even Master Splinter 🐀

[aaliyah🩷 @aalliyuuh]

he’s a 10 but his homeboys are too

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

hes a 10 but he uses snapchat as a primary form of communication

[Jessica Mounteny @jessmounteny]

They say love is in the air so I hold my breath till my face turn purple

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

big “dinosaur energy” here at jurassic park today

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

every day is April fools when you’re attracted to men

[Jessica Mounteny @jessmounteny]

@durtedom Rapist

[Jessica Mounteny @jessmounteny]

Is you with me or what?

[Jessica Mounteny @jessmounteny]

Catch me smoking dabs with your dad, why you mad bitch?

[dna @dnaluvsac]

me walking around broke in real life: if only u knew how many bells i have in animal crossing

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

yes i like mcdonalds y’all do COKE i don’t care

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

YOUR MOM IS SO OLD she’s at an elevated risk for Covid and I hope she’s taking extra steps to ensure her safety during this frightening time

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Thinking about the Amy’s Baking Company episode of Kitchen Nightmares.

[Jessica Mounteny @jessmounteny]

Can’t care anymore 👋🏻

[Jessica Mounteny @jessmounteny]

Would actually give anything to eat a giant cookie from my high school cafeteria rn

[Jessica Mounteny @jessmounteny]

@durtedom Wait how you on Twitter in jail???

[Chrish @mistachrish]

Did Panera ever attempt to change that dog water mac and cheese recipe bc that shit is ASS.