jess

She/Her

[jess @jessmparker]

@k_zarahfelicia interested! still available?

[jacques @flamencolambada]

the caterpillar in M&S:

[JustRandomThoughts @randomstuffxzxz]

BREAKING: Auntie Mabel has been busy flying stranded passengers to and from their destinations following the turmoil at Heathrow.

[Where Is Lorraine? @LorraineKWatch]

Lorraine Kelly did not host her own show this morning, with Ranvir Singh stepping in.

#Lorraine has hosted 0 episodes out of 1 (0%) this year.

Ranvir has hosted 1 episode.

[jess @jessmparker]

@IreneBognanni05 Messaging you!

[Noah @Gay_leWeathers]

How I feel walking around a foreign city on my own

[Dominic Beesley @Dommeister]

Ross carrying out his masterplan to take down all the other Traitors. #TheTraitors

[jess @jessmparker]

@llnncrg 😭😭😭 my thoughts exactly!!!!!!

[jess @jessmparker]

Why do I get so nervous about using my inhaler in public??? Like I need to use it now on a busy train and I’m petrified??? Like nah would rather struggle to breathe x

[chart data @chartdata]

Zero male artists chart in the top 10 on the Hot 100 for the first time in history.

[CoppaFeel! @CoppaFeelPeople]

We're looking for passionate young students to educate and empower the next generation of chest checkers.

Its your last chance for you to apply to be a Uni Boob Team Leader for the 22/23 academic year so get your applications in today! https://t.co/JOrEbKjhew

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

[jess @jessmparker]

Every day I break my heart that I didn’t go to dua lipa’s future nostalgia tour

[jess @jessmparker]

Loooove taking money out of my monzo pot bc I don’t have enough money to liiiiveee🥳

[jess @jessmparker]

@MoylanTorke this is so funny

[jess @jessmparker]

@MoylanTorke I didn’t! I had to get another job

[jess @jessmparker]

not me and my uber driver listening to wap in complete silence

[jess @jessmparker]

Just signed for a dream house and am absolutely buzzing ahhhhh

[jess @jessmparker]

“A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle” best quote ever

[jack rem @jackremmington]

No one: Hey how’re y-
Emma from Selling Sunset: I am an empanada x