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new to this🤭

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@clancy_nola what about a culinary perfume spritz

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@jarritosdelimon i gotta study this broad

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everything in my bag is coated in antidepressant dust and that’s a true fact

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is that an amish man or an LA millennial

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@clancy_nola did you say kitty meow or can you eat me out??

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the slogan of pizza place i am at is “be unconventionally wise” why are restaurants giving me life advice

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I recently was informed that not everyone uses safari when searching the web?! it’s what Ms.Hall told me to use elementary school computer class…

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all my pills are loose pills. they can not be contained!

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if you’re thinking about going to the mall right now, you’re too high to drive.

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i am going to name my daughter hegemony

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i love opening doors for men. like yeah you’re welcome.

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If you shed hair everywhere you go you will never get lost

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how do i get joe biden off of my twitter feed help

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i’ve been enlightened by fka twigs tiny desk and that’s all i have to say