Jess Thompson

[Jess Thompson @jessotron]

@PopCrave

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

I'm a nasty girl #WomensMarch

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

Mazel tov https://t.co/jc8R6vUtfJ

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

The truth is, I only named myself Weird Al because I wanted to save @realdonaldtrump the trouble of coming up with a stupid nickname for me.

[Brad Frost @brad_frost]

Trump.css

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

i get all my winter clothes at Hoth Topic

[Jess Thompson @jessotron]

F*&K F*&K F*&K THE DRESS JUST CHANGED COLORS RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES I NEED AN ADULT.

[Jess Thompson @jessotron]

@clickitsummit Send any info to [email protected] - thanks!

[Jess Thompson @jessotron]

@beebow @arabtrashx #NotAllMen lololol

[Jess Thompson @jessotron]

Seriously though, what constitutes "a year's supply of glue"? https://t.co/JMJvoPOYl2 #hashtagbowl #SuperBowl

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

Lovin’ the fly fanny pack dance moves, @LoctiteGlue. RT and you could win a year’s supply of glue and a fanny pack https://t.co/78QJS0P4Kx

[Jess Thompson @jessotron]

@beebow Lol, I appreciate "editor" as shorthand for "judgmental" :D

[Athena's Adventures @AthenasAdventrs]

Impractical female armor: "It's just fantasy! Why are you getting so upset over boob plate?" Impractical lightsaber: "Everything is ruined!"

[Dreamweasel @Dreamweasel]

Some of you may have seen this already...

#CrimingWhileWhite
#alivewhileblack

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

Went to police station to report that a white man had sexually assaulted me. Was lectured about how I could ruin his life. #AliveWhileBlack

[Mo @audacityofDOPE_]

white student's dad refused to let me in my own dorm b/c he didn't believe i attended #GWU. "you can't come in!" he yelled #alivewhileblack

[Eric ⓥ Lindstrom @TheSkepticalV]

Went clothes shopping with a black friend in #NYC. He was followed the entire time. Oh, he earns five times what I earn. #crimingwhilewhite