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Just got goosebumps watching the news when I saw that Sesame Street came out with a new character who has autism. #Awareness

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I've discovered that going back to adulting the Monday after homecoming weekend is actually impossible 💀

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Today was so mondayish

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My phone literally just charged 10% and it wasn't plugged in. Is that you God?

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Takin you ex back is like trying to put poop back in your butt

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Life is like a sandwich. It's all about how you make it. So fill it with the good stuff people 🍞🍞

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"Am I a douchebag"- kindergartener

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Kid at school today asked me what truffle butter is ..

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@Wolpdaddy911 thanks Whoppy !!!!!!!!

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"Your mom hung some Britney Spears magnets on the fridge for you"-dad talking about Taylor swift

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A kid wore shoes to school today that you can play video games on.. And I thought light up shoes were cool when I was little

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Dad is buying me a helmet to wear while I rollerblade......

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Blading is so much harder than it looks

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The nurse at school just asked if she could give her son my number

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Hey guys, my birthday and graduation is on May 16 and I really want rollerblades

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Allison's mom gave her the top of a flute to keep in her pocket as a rape whistle

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Just made a budgeting spreadsheet.... The me I was a year ago would be so ashamed of this kind of responsibility.

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Watching Friends is the best medicine when your feeling down

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Vote for sal http://t.co/vZFBtLwgPG

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My mom is chasing my dog around the living room with the vacuum