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just a peon out here doing peon things

Southern Illinois University '19

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Nothing like getting verbally assaulted at a @tacobell .. gal literally shouted "I'll spit on you bi**h" (among many more lovely words) because we pulled up to the wrong door and then had the audacity to come back around and ask for the missing part of our order
#tacobell

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In the offensively paraphrased words of Friedrich Nietzsche, "Twitter is dead and we have killed it".

Tschüss 👋🏼

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This is the second time this week I've decided while on the train to learn the Git Down dance when I get home and im not sure that should have that much priority in my life

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Stupid apple commercials out here making me cry like a fool

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@kimiii26 I once ate a Chicago style hot dog in the airport pre-6am and it is still one of the best meals I've yet consumed. Airports are for breaking boundaries 🙌

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Someone explain how I managed to run into a Steelers fan in Zurich ?? I swear it never ends

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@RileySchroedter @B_Wood7 @mykulwoof @Colgate That's why ya breath stanky all the time @mykulwoof @B_Wood7 and yes @Splouge_415 these are the important things in life

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Dream job: @Colgate ToothPriest

I will spread the Good news and preach Colgate through song, dance, word of mouth, written word, art, lifestyle, etc.

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I've always loved Dollar Shave club but this.... has really got me questioning the shape of my butt

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Instead of writing my paper, I labeled everything in my room in German

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A thread: what are you doing to put off doing what you need to do

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Ok so I think I'm starting to understand... Jason Momoa is a vsco boy?

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Trying to watch the Bengals game on my WiFi is like pulling out a pair of medium-grade bird watching binoculars and trying to watch it from my window

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A kid took his pants off today in my three year old English class so that was a good time

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Yo people always say if you go out of your comfort zone you'll get comfortable being uncomfortable but I'm just pretty consistently uncomfortable being uncomfortable

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@B_Wood7 Relevant point. Just tryna celebrate the small victories over here aight bob

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Do ya ever forget you bought avocados but they're still good bc you put them in the fridge when you bought them knowing you'd forget you bought them? Really makes you want to give yourself a high five.

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Just relaxing in the beautiful park of the royal palace and a man started playing Elton John on an accordion nearby .... I quite literally could not ask for more

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Literally the most amusing thing to see

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I get carsick everytime I ride in a car. BUT I don't get carsick when I'm tipsy. So.... Everytime I have to ride in a car I should get tipsy yes?? #logic