Jess Penner

music maker, random project obliterator, dreamer of dreams, and stereotypical boy mom.

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@FringeViews No, but cucumbers are $7.50/lb

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@kimbxwilson My first and second children made me a cocky mama… my third destroyed my pride 😂😂😂

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@itsme_urstruly Wrinkly tablecloth… but cut these yesterday

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@RobustFeed Would.

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@RobLogic Wait… is this the Mandelbrot in reverse?

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@MrsGoresDiary been there 😅😅😅

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@townhomesteader Ferment longer for more tang, then strain in a cheesecloth to eliminate whey and create thickness

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@EmilyGouldNYmag Yeah but consider the benefit of showing off your sexy calves whilst simultaneously covering your hairy thighs.

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@HandyGingerGal I make pie crust with turkey fat after Thanksgiving. Perfect for pot pies!

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@quinnslcm You know you’re gonna end up with black bananas and rotty Avos… every time I have paid someone to pick produce out for me. It’s like they’ve never eaten a fruit or vegetable in their life.

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@muheediva01 Dirty cabbage or cabbage rolls…

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@GTP_Podcast Is this a corp vs republic kinda thing?

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@kennyhealth444 @annakhachiyan Fixed my: insomnia, heart palpitations at night, 19 day cycle, monthly headache, de quervains tensovitis, and some other more embarrassing issues as well.

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@kennyhealth444 @annakhachiyan This stuff is 🔥🔥🔥🔥 I’ve been using for 8 months - life changing. Was doing daily, but recently switched to cyclical after getting some problems under control. Recommend 💯💯💯

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@frenbilt YeAH bUT is USes LEss watEr and ElectrICITY peR loAd so it’s BetTEr FOr ThE EnVIRonMeNt!!

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@JadieIsTired Gotta order them “extra crispy”

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@mikasagrada I just gave mine to my 8 year old son. He’s loving it!

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@SusieM414141 Where can I get these burners and pots for my children?!! 🤌🏽😬

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@facetedcarapace It’s the one on the right. Have experience in this area… my mom is a twin, and she’s the “evil” one 😂😂😅

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@spicebae_ My flesh would be melting off my bones listening to my children scream like that within 6 feet of me 😅😅😅😂