jess 🌞

who cares

[jess 🌞 @jessperman]

maybe if we referred to the environment as Father Nature rather than Mother Nature the men in government would care more about it

[jess 🌞 @jessperman]

took a brief hiatus from this app but the serotonin is low so I’m back bb

[jess 🌞 @jessperman]

it is truly so painful to watch a hot girl dressed up so cute and nice with a full face, walk down the road next to a man in a t shirt and cargo shorts

[jess 🌞 @jessperman]

fully have a number blocked but still receiving texts from it ???

[jess 🌞 @jessperman]

my mom: “you only text me when you want something”
me: texted her “I love u” bc I was watching Hoarders and it reminded me of her

[jess 🌞 @jessperman]

something about being an adult at an amusement park makes me want to be so financially irresponsible

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meanwhile this thing would’ve been on the buy one get one for 1¢ rack

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

a vintage store in williamsburg was selling this wet seal vest for $70 lmaooo

[jess 🌞 @jessperman]

all while I’m wearing a shirt that says “for a good time call someone else”

[jess 🌞 @jessperman]

a guy asked for my number at the gym and can someone let me know why I put my name in his phone as “planet fitness bestie” ???

[jess 🌞 @jessperman]

can’t even express the love I have for my friends and all their support 🥹🫶🏼

[jess 🌞 @jessperman]

do you guys think someone would still be willing to date me if I got a bird

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@callmebyurhaim I went to the one in Blawnox today and I’ll go to the one on old butler plank in Shaler. Literally the most helpful kind people

[jess 🌞 @jessperman]

I have truly never had a bad experience at the post office. The USPS employees are some of the nicest people I’ve met

[jess 🌞 @jessperman]

@TheEnzofdaWorld these go hard

[jess 🌞 @jessperman]

walked into the gym at 6PM and said good morning to the check in person… I have to cancel my membership now

[jess 🌞 @jessperman]

I wish my immune system would stop being so fckin dumb

[jess 🌞 @jessperman]

I’ll literally think to myself “I’m not that picky” and then refuse to message someone back because I saw them wearing tevas once and it gave me the ick

[jess 🌞 @jessperman]

I just made a hilarious joke and this guy went “lol ok” like where is the energy where is the applause

[jess 🌞 @jessperman]

arm days make me so irrationally angry like why are they so weak why can’t they lift heavy thing

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

I am no mans peace. I wake up with a question

[jess 🌞 @jessperman]

I forgot that I’m a good cook when I actually have the time 🤌🏼