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[🍊 @jesspionic]

In physical and emotional pain, I lost my tamagotchi, and TikTok nonstop keeps giving me videos about “healing” and ads, and honestly I really just wanna watch funny things and have some boba, if birds would fly and hang out in my bird bath that’d be nice too

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

“how do u deal w anxiety?” i let it fuck me up then get sleepy

[🍊 @jesspionic]

Year 1 ren faire- Flower Fairy
Year 2 ren faire- Dragon Princess
Year 3 ren faire- ?????(stay tuned)

[🍊 @jesspionic]

I’ve made my decision.
Water lilies are my favorite flower. They get to hang out with ducks and fish

[🍊 @jesspionic]

Going to sleep is comforting, but I’ve been waking up heartbroken for so long now

[🍊 @jesspionic]

I just wanna lay down forever playing my tamagotchi give me a little bit of amnesia too so that I get excited when they recycle the same mini game every season so it feels new

[who cares @DianaG2772]

Falling asleep on the couch before bed is called a nappitizer.

[Dengo - عبدالله @DENGOJIN]

Tekken 8 recreated the entire viral incident of the man protecting his dog from a kangaroo with Leroy and Sugar even down to giving Leroy the man's exact outfit. This is hilarious!

[Anubis @eduantao]

como pode uma pessoa tao engraçada (eu) ter tantos episódios depressivos assim

[🍊 @jesspionic]

@JohnnyUtahNG Draw aquatic creatures

[🍊 @jesspionic]

Dont drive too slow you’ll shorten your prostate

[🍊 @jesspionic]

Brightest light shining from my mothers eyes as she laughs her ass off telling me about this one video she watched of a Korean guy getting chased down so he can get thrown into the air by a bunch of happy Mexicans

[ׅ❦ @cursdpanda]

an ibuprofen vape would go crazy af

[🍊 @jesspionic]

I got extremely lucky to get the job I got but now to cut my commute time I gotta compete with people who’ve been in the industry for decades and this type of job only shows up at most once a month 😞

[🍊 @jesspionic]

Me: “I hate pickles”
Him: “Have you ever tried one?”
Me: “no”
Him: “Have this one it’s the best one I’ve had”
Me: *spits it out* “Yeah I hate pickles”

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[s @strwbdoll]

on vit dans un monde où c’est devenu normal de laisser mourir des relations et se quitter en mauvais termes à cause de l’égo et la fierté alors que y’a rien de plus admirable que faire le premier pas pour arranger les choses avec quelqu’un qui a compté pour nous surtout quand on est fautifs et qu’on a blessé la personne

[🍊 @jesspionic]

I need someone to do this to me to crack my back

[moe 🦐 @heartboolove]

remembering when I got drunk and asked my friend to put me in submission holds to see if I could take it

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

men are traumatizing because what do you mean you expected grace for your mistakes but gave me consequences for mine