jess :)

i am not a nice person but i am incredibly funny

[ame˙⋆✮ @v3lvetbunni]

a cheating man is bad enough. you know what is worse? a man who pretends to be good when in reality he’s a pathological liar, lustful, a manipulator and plays the victim.

[jess :) @jessproctorrx]

THIS HAPPENED IN NEW MILLS. I HEARD THE STORY FROM A VERY RELIABLE SOURCE AND TOLD SEVERAL OTHERS BECAUSE I COULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT I WAS HEARING.

[🫀 @_Bukss]

apparently there’s a 30 year old man in Greenwich who meets women on dating apps, invites them round, cooks for them but spikes their food with laxatives. And after they use his toilet realise it won’t flush and he’ll eat their 💩
🫠🫠🫠🫠🙃🙃🙃🙃

[jess :) @jessproctorrx]

i genuinely feel for yas. You can tell all she wants is to be happy with a man who adores her, and she’s just found out he broke up with another girl 2 weeks before finding her. I wouldn’t know how to feel or what to do either. #loveisland #loveislanduk

[jess :) @jessproctorrx]

i don’t care i’ll defend julia. yes she’s blunt, she says things the wrong way, she says her opinion where it isn’t needed, she’s not perfect. but she’s REAL. she clocks everyone’s shit. she’s not meaning harm, she just says what she sees. she hasn’t been wrong either #loveisland

[jess :) @jessproctorrx]

i actually love simba now?? hes defending julia because he believes she is worth defending, not because he feels guilty for her. he knows she’s not perfect but he defends her anyway because he also knows she doesn’t deserve what the group are doing to her. #loveisland

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

i have realized many relationships only exist because the woman is silently tolerating a whole bunch of bullshit

[jess :) @jessproctorrx]

how is everyone defending priya and aiden to attack julia but when everyone else says stuff behind their backs it’s cool and fair…. wtf is going on they’re literally just out for julia and i’m over it #loveisland #loveislanduk

[jess :) @jessproctorrx]

OFFICIALLY FALLEN FOR THE SIMBA REDEMPTION ARC, HES SPEAKING TRUTH WITH JULIA #loveisland #loveislanduk

[jess :) @jessproctorrx]

why the fuck is priya going on about OGs being in the final she’s literally proving julia’s point #loveisland #loveislanduk

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

then STOP MAKING MORE DATA CENTRES

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

Andrew Tate is facing 42 charges, 19 of which are related to child pornography.

Just remember all the podcasters who promoted this pedophile.

[jess :) @jessproctorrx]

get aiden murphy out cos i can’t keep watching this shite #loveisland #loveislandul

[jess :) @jessproctorrx]

JULIA DOESNT NEED TO SAY ANYTHING HER FACE IS SAYING IT ALL HAHAHAHAHA #loveisland #loveislanduk

[jess :) @jessproctorrx]

kavan does not give a single IOTA of a shit about jasmine bc wdym ‘sorry you had to go through that’ IT WAS YOUR FAULT??? #loveisland #loveislanduk

[jess :) @jessproctorrx]

thank god that date is over, such a waste of air time. like yes give as absolutely NOTHING #loveisland #loveislanduk

[jess :) @jessproctorrx]

why have priya and aiden been given a date to just sit there and be passive aggressive with eachother. this is a waste of time #loveisland #loveislanduk

[jess :) @jessproctorrx]

SPAIN HAVE JUST WON THE WORLD CUP. MESSI COULDNT PAY FOR THIS ONE💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

[jess :) @jessproctorrx]

‘can’t help how you feel’ then stop letting ethan make you coffee and breakfast and do it yourself you weirdo. i can’t feel sorry for priya anymore #loveisland #loveislanduk

[jess :) @jessproctorrx]

i actually can’t stop laughing julia is so unintentionally funny #loveisland #loveislanduk

[jess :) @jessproctorrx]

is julia drunk im dying😭😭😭😭 ‘what’s wrong with ethan’ #loveisland #loveislanduk